Wait - Donald Trump May Be Having An Extramarital Affair Right Now?!

We know all the stories about Donald Trump carrying on apparent extramarital affairs and paying off women in his past… but could he actually be having an affair RIGHT NOW in the White House?!
That’s what Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff thinks, according to his appearance last night on Real Time with host Bill Maher.
Whoa!!!
Related: Remember When Trump Wanted To Abort His Daughter Tiffany??
Wolff came on Maher’s show for an interview about his book and revealed that although the author “didn’t have the blue dress” on an alleged Trump affair (a reference to a key piece of evidence in figuring out Bill Clinton was having an affair with Monica Lewinsky), he nevertheless feels “absolutely sure” that The Donald is cheating on Melania Trump.
The only reason why Wolff hasn’t come out sooner is that he lacked “ultimate proof.” Hmmm…
Wolff plays it coy when Maher questions him about it, saying that he planted a clue in his controversial book about The Donald’s administration, but he wouldn’t reveal where or what the clue was about in the book.
Wolff said:

“You’ll know it [about the clue]. Now that I’ve told you, when you hit that paragraph, you’ll say, ├óΓé¼╦£Bingo.'”

Good way to sell more books?? Or actual thing to pay attention to here??? Who the hell knows with Trump anymore. LOLz!!!
Here’s the full Wolff-Maher interview from last night (below):

Interesting!!!
Amidst all this, Trump has been tweeting weird shit in the last few hours — like this, about the government shutdown that he alone is responsible for (below):

This is the One Year Anniversary of my Presidency and the Democrats wanted to give me a nice present. #DemocratShutdown
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2018

Or this, about the historic and massive women’s marches around the country that are explicitly ANTI-Trump (below):

Beautiful weather all over our great country, a perfect day for all Women to March. Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2018