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Anna Nicole’s former bodyguard, Big Moe, sat down with Access Hollywood and had some in-ter-esting things to say about Larry “Big ‘Mo” Birkhead.

Big Moe claims that Anna Nicole viewed Birkhead as a sperm donor only:

“Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great,” Big Moe told Access Hollywood’s Tony Potts. “Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, ‘Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful.'”

“So basically, from what she told you and what you├óΓé¼Γäóre telling me is that Anna looked at Larry as a sperm donor to get a really beautiful child?” Tony asked.

“That’s it,” Big Moe said.

Big Moe also adds fuel to the gay rumors surrounding Birkhead–claims that Anna Nicole’s baby daddy has vehemently denied. According to Big Moe, Anna told him that due to Birkhead’s “lifestyle” there would be no strings attached:

“What’s his lifestyle?” Tony asked.

“Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual,” Big Moe said. “She knew deep down that he didn’t want to be with her.”

Larry is gonna be livid.

Hey, he’s been making lots of money from ET and The Insider.

We smell a lawsuit against Big Moe acoming!

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