Howard Stern To Take Over For Simon Cowell?!?

NO!!!!

Sources are claiming that the latest act to throw their hat into the American Idol judge race is Howard Stern. Idol bosses think he is ideal, since he can be even “nastier” then the departing Simon Cowell!

We love Howard, but what the hell does he know about music?!?!

And HELLO?! We can be nasty! Hell, we’re all about the nasty!

This is getting unacceptable! We want this job! There is only one name that should be coming to mind in the Idol execs brain for this gig:

PEREZ!!!!

PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ!

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