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J. Love Desperate Knows Love!!!!!!

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Never claim expertise in a subject you know nothing about!!!!

It would be like Jennifer Love Hewitt writing a book about relationships!

Unfortunately, people don’t always follow our advice!!!!!

The Ghost Whisperer wacktress, who recently called off her engagement, will pen a new book, The Day I Shot Cupid, which “explores the new landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical tips, from text-flirting and IM-ing to what men and women really want, and how to start over after a breakup.”

We can just imagine her words of wisdom!!!!!!

How to start over after a break up:
Date the closest person next to you and go public ASAP.

How to get married:
Bully your significant other with ultimatums.

The “author,” who has dated famed douchebags including, John Mayer, Joey Lawrence, Carson Daly, Ross McCall and now Jamie Kennedy, will most likely promote the crap out of this book when it hits stores next year!!!

Disaster!

[Image via WENN.]

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Jun 19, 2009 09:15am PDT

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