Oh goodness gracious.
We think Kristen Stewart should assemble a collection of all her ridiculous interesting musings on life into book form… ’cause it would probably be the best selling comedy publication of all time!
The Twilight lip nibbler and Robert Pattinson‘s unfaithful lover apparently fears for her LIFE because of how openly information flows via ‘mass communication.’
Girl seems to think people are SO obsessed with her, they will log onto Twitter or Facebook, find out where she’s at, travel to her location, and shank the sh*t out of her! Or something to that effect.
Kristen reveals:
“But nowadays it├óΓé¼Γäós harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone├óΓé¼Γäós twittering. Like I├óΓé¼Γäóm going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone├óΓé¼Γäós going to Twitter my location and then it├óΓé¼Γäós going to be like, boom. So, I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it├óΓé¼Γäós also an opportunity. I mean mass communication is a good thing. It├óΓé¼Γäós actually a really great thing, it├óΓé¼Γäós just scary.”
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok ok, just, ok wait. We need to calm down for a second… ok.
First of all, ‘mass communication’ is a rather large umbrella term for the specific way of disseminating information that Kristen is talking about. We think she’s trying to say social media is scary.
Secondly, mass communication includes movies, music, television, books, etc., really ANY form of large scale sharing, so… without mass communication, Kristen would probably be working at the Shake Shack right now.
And lastly, who wants to kill you, KStew? Do you really think Robsten fanatics are about to go all Dangerous Game on you?
Girrrrrrrrl… you are TOO funny!
