Pete Burns' Kidneys Fail!

Dead or Alive singer/UK reality TV hot mess Pete Burns has landed in the hospital due to kidney failure!!!
The divalicious star announced his condition to fans on his official website Sunday:

…i simply want it annouced i collapsed on wed and was rushed to hospital going in two kidneys failure and rushed for emerngency 5 hours surgery were they found 8 stones in each kidney but were unable to remove them as they were blocking both the kidney. The uretha and bladder. I’m in a very serious conditions on 24 hours intravenous morphine for the pain. Intravenous fluid as i’m so dehytrade and the kidneys cant retain the liquid. I also have diabetes insipidus which is puling water from my lung. Liver heart and brain. I’m criticaly ill and under 24 hours observation and will be in hospital for quite along time.

Awful!!
Feel better, Pete!
We know if anyone can work it out, you can bitch!
[Image via WENN.]