Oh ROBBIE! This picture elicits a thousand words questions!
First of all, what the f*ck are you even doing with a power drill. Secondly, did the restaurant you were in just allow you to defile their property because you are the famous Robert Pattinson? And also…
Were you simply looking for an excuse to be recognized, ’cause doing something so outlandish like using a loud, automatic construction tool to carve something into a table while drinking in NYC is in no way conspicuous… on opposite day!
The above photo of R-Patz getting drill happy was taken by Twitterer @KillaWolf1, and is accompanied by the caption:
“Memories from last night: #RobertPattinson using #powertools NY never ceases to #surprise @ Wooster St.”
HA times a million!
What’s wrong, Rob? Is all that legal pressure to make nice with Kristen Stewart getting a tad irksome? Are you finally crumbling under the fakery of it all?!
Or are you just SO amped to be getting back together with the girl of your dreams you felt the urge to immortalize it in wood?
Well, whatever it is that you’re doing here, we hope you got some primal satisfaction from adding a little piece of yourself to a NYC bar table.
[Image via Twitter.]
