Take A Number, La Toya!

Then, take a seat behind us because we have way more of a chance of getting pick for this gig than you!

La Toya Jackson has become so delusional that she thinks she is qualified to take over for Simon Cowell on American Idol. She has apparently put the offer out there and is hoping the Idol folks will jump for it.

Yeah, you and every other D-list actor, singer, record producer, mime, and Jackson in Hollywood!

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