Behold The Alphabet Burger! See The Ingredients, One For EVERY Letter, Used In This Towering Treat!

Finally, a sandwich that you can use to teach your child the alphabet AND heart disease at the same time!
Feast your eyes on The Alphabet Burger! As you might have guessed, this monstrosity features 26 toppings – one for every letter in the alphabet!
We├óΓé¼Γäóre all about loaded burgers but c├óΓé¼Γäómon!
The man crazy enough to construct this hyper-caloric tower of food is Nick from DudeFoods.com and we├óΓé¼Γäóve gotta hand it to him – he knows his alphabet.
But as for a perfect pairing of flavors, mmm, not so much.
Fish sticks and a Krispy Kreme donut, anyone?!?
HUUUUUURL!
We├óΓé¼Γäód love to see someone brave enough to eat this thing but we├óΓé¼Γäóre not sure that├óΓé¼Γäós even physically possible. But…prepare to unhinge your jaws and gobble up the FULL list of ingredients used in Nick├óΓé¼Γäós creation:

Avocado
Bacon
Cheese
Doritos
Egg
Fish sticks
Garlic bread
Ham
Italian sausage patty
Jalape├â┬▒o peppers
Krispy Kreme doughnut
Lettuce
Macaroni and cheese
Noodles
Onion rings
Pepperoni
Quest blanco dip
Ramen noodles
Spinach
Turkey burger
Usingers bratwurst
Veal Parmesan
Waffle
Xylocarp (coconut)
Yams
Zucchini