This Is The Shiz We Live For

The divorce between Anne Schizo Heche and Coley Bafoon is heating up! It’s turning nasty and juicy and everything we wish for in a celebrity breakup.
The once inseparable duo is now nitpicking over the tiniest of details. You know, dividing up your SWAG is important, right?

In documents filed in L.A. Superior Court, Laffoon accuses Heche of taking a number of items ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ including the master bed and yoga-room rugs ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ from the L.A. home they share. (Under the terms of a judge’s temporary order, they alternate use of the house while Heche is in Los Angeles.)
He’s now asking that the court order the actress to return the property and prohibit her from removing any more items.
Laffoon also alleges that when he returned to the home July 1 and found the furniture missing, he also “discovered that [Heche] had gone into my closet and ripped the buttons off of 19 of my shirts and removed some of my pants.”
Heche denies Laffoon’s claims, and says that all the items she took ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ her list includes four pillows from Bali, pink bedding and a “picture of saint” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ were hers before their marriage.
“All of the furniture, furnishings, artwork, etc. that was acquired during marriage and paid for with funds earned during the marriage remains” at the residence, she says in court documents. Heche adds that the items she removed were intended for her unfurnished residence in Vancouver, where Men in Trees begins shooting later this month.

They should split their baby in two and each get a half!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]