This Makes No Sense

Former actress Tara Reid attends a green party in LA on Tuesday night, described as “Smart and Live Earth celebrate artists at the forefront of environmental awarenss at Smart House.”
What she wants us to think: “I care about the environment, y’all!”
What she’s really thinking: “I can’t believe that skank Shannon Elizabeth was picked to be on Dancing With the Stars and not me! I need another vodka tonic. NOW!”
What WE really think: “When is she releasing her sex tape????”
[Images via WENN.]