Where Have All The Gays Gone?

The gays are slowly disappearing off television!
According to a new report from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, a total of seven series on the five broadcast networks feature regular lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) characters this season, down from nine last season.
The number has dropped for the past three years in a row!
On the other hand, LGBT representation on the mainstream cable networks is skyrocketing with 57 characters this year, including 40 regular, up from a total of 35 (regular and recurring) last year.
Wassup with the gay plague????
We need more homos on the televizzle!