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BUSTED! The Hogans Are Morons!
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > Busted! > Nick Hogan > Linda Hogan
Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
Or is speeding in the genes?
Either way, Linda Hogan is the second Hogan to prove that the whole family should have their licenses revoked - forever.
The woman who helped spawn this and more unfortunately, this, received a speeding ticket Friday on her way to visit Boy Spawn in the slammer.
We don't know why she was in such a rush - it's not like he's going anywhere!
For doing 71 in a 55, Linda got slapped with a ticket and a $206 fine.
Fortunately, she did not have a passenger with her to smash into a vegetable.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm
edit my dear, edit.
Perez, I am not condoning speeding, but I know those Fla highways everyone goes above 55 mph!!
what it do!!!!
she is one ugly broad..
$206… that ain't shit. I did 78 in a 55 in the same county and it was $231. I LOVE Linda because she is a hot mess and she came into the store I work at looking a hot, smelly mess with her nappy ass boyfriend.
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perez i love u, but your typing is starting to suck….
Re: RICHHH – 7-11?
Re: natalie – Haha!!!! Seriously!!!
Re: natalie – No kidding! I was going to mention his lack of the word "have" and many others lol
the apple doesnt fall far from the tree
oh hogans..
OMG, I mean a speeding ticket isn't that big of a deal, but you would think after Nick's accident and her glorifing street racing, she would be real careful not to do this.
i am sooo sick of hearing about her she is soooo fake and annoying
71 in a 55 really isn't that bad….
you forgot that she's a total tranny…
ok, stop being so harsh on the mother cuz she wasn't driving drunk or racing and maybe its different in nyc but no one goes the speed limit here. as long as ur not driving erratically and there's like no traffic driving 71 mph in a 55 mph zone is not a big deal to me so stuff it, perez.
"We don't know why she was in such a rush - it's not like he's going anywhere."
LMAO oh that was hilarious!
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You think she'd be afraid of speeding after the tragedy that hit their family
I bet Hulk pays a ridiculous amount in car insurance for that family!!!
poor linda..i mean 71 in a 55 isn't that awful is it? are the police targeting her?
I think this ho is regressing as she turns into a hag!!!!
71mph is not THAT high…considering that 65mph is the minimum speed limit, in my neck of the woods. A $206 fine is nothing. I was once stopped for doing 83 in a 65 zone…and, my fine was a helluva lot higher.
omg perez, i love your site but you totally stole this story from tmz, almost word for word. they had their story up like 2 hours b4 you did!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude ! i live in the same town & im sick of seeing her @ the mall ! she looks horrible in person ! she packs on 100 pds of makeup! people turn their heads because she looks like a man in drag! im not kidding , i live in clearwater she is always shopping !
This is what the people like not half baked political advise. Truth According T Tom
Linda is such a tranny looking mess. One day the dumbass women of the world will realize LESS is definitely more. i bet shes really horrible to look at first thing in the morning b4 she puts 10lbs of makeup on!!!!!!! hulk seems to have upgraded with his current girlfriend.
TMZ called… they want their joke back. Love you Perez, but you jacked that joke word for word!!
Fake white hair.
Fake Orange tan.
Fake plastic nails.
Fake rubber boobs.
SHES A HOGAN! hahaha.
I be donatin her a jizz beard!
all the HOgans are whores.100% TRASH
My eyes..my eyes….take that photo down Perez….everything a woman should not strive to be….desperate…cover up that body….oh my poor Yoda eyes..
perez you are better than making light of a very serious accident that resulted in a tragic loss to someone's family and friends. "smash into a vegetable"?? make fun of her for speeding and not raising her children in a manner you agree with, but c'mon!
God, she's such an ASS! Her son having been in such a major car accident & ruining the life of his friend has obviously not affected her efforts to continue being self absorbed & retarded - Linda Hogan must be completetely ignorant to be so completely senseless & stupid! Hey stupid blonde bitch - get your stupid head out of the bleach bottle & the tanner & grow a brain you asshole!
Re: natalie – I agree, this is super harsh perez… seriously
That woman needs to lose some weight and stop bleaching that hair. fugs.
What a sloppy, floppy, fake, dyed, fried, and painted whore. Who let that ol' heifer out the house lookin' like that chasin' cameras, anyway?
She be the great whore of babylon.
Honest, I can't tell her from Brooke they look like twins. Perez do one of them is the daughter! It's amazine how much Brooke looks like her mother!
That "vegetable" comment was a little unnecessary, don't ya think. She got a speeding ticket…give her a break! WTF!!!!!!!! You're so mean sometimes!
Slow day Perez???? Are you kidding me with this? I work in traffic court, we process thousands of speeding citations every day!!! 78 in a 55, 13 over the limit, OMG, alert the media!!!!!! You dumb ass.
Feelin' nasty when you wrote that, Perez?? Ouch.
whole fuck'n family should be locked up for good. I hate them
what's wrong with going 71 in a 55?
No shit!