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What celebretard showed off her cooch and caboose???

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[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

It's Jordan, out and about in London on Thursday night.

The mother of three, classy as always!

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321 comments to “Guess That Ass”

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  1. weeder says – reply to this


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    wow an orange ass!

  2. elise says – reply to this


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    1st

  3. Poop says – reply to this


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    Trashy 1st.

  4. w says – reply to this


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    1st woohoo

  5. w says – reply to this


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    1st woohoo

  6. mary says – reply to this


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    eck

  7. obvious says – reply to this


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    its JORDAN her undies say mrs andre

  8. Shayna says – reply to this


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    FIRST! Classssy..

  9. ally-x says – reply to this


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    EW
    skank
    and her boobs are HUGE!

    first?! :)

  10. Laila says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  11. justinxavier says – reply to this


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    definitely a sweet ass.

  12. belle says – reply to this


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    nasty

  13. ally-x says – reply to this


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    EW.
    what a skank

    and her boobs are friggen HUGE… gross

    first?!! :)

  14. thomas says – reply to this


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    mmm… classy

  15. Leslie says – reply to this


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    Gross!

  16. asho says – reply to this


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    that would be the always classy JORDAN

  17. Jazmin says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwww….. shes orange! …mother or three and shes dressed like that?? wat a whore!

  18. lola says – reply to this


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    what an idiot

  19. ariela says – reply to this


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    first!!!! really?

  20. mm says – reply to this


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    Not first

  21. haha says – reply to this


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    ummm jordan… look at her butt it says mrs andre

  22. Shea says – reply to this


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    At least she's wearing underwear, that's more than we can say for most American celebrities.

  23. tamantha says – reply to this


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    That's our girl, at least she's a better mother then Unfitney.

  24. ksupreme says – reply to this


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    first!

  25. natha says – reply to this


    25

    first?

  26. Manders says – reply to this


    26

    First!

    ew.

  27. Melissa 801 says – reply to this


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    I knew it tooo easy orange ass!!! teeeeheehee

  28. saraybe says – reply to this


    28

    First…

  29. sarah d says – reply to this


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    since it says mrs. andre on the butt, i think it's obvious that it's jordan!

  30. jess says – reply to this


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    eurgh!! :S

  31. mayte says – reply to this


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    HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT IS MY BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Where did you take that pic?
    S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Erica says – reply to this


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    I knew it was her or that damn Kim Kardshian. i'd rather see hers than britney spears

  33. Jake says – reply to this


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    Her children must be proud.

  34. jbaby says – reply to this


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    what ass? chicken legs!! this girl is gross and not very attractive…just fake looking.

  35. Tanya says – reply to this


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    first? wow she has orange legs

  36. kelly says – reply to this


    36

    first! shes got hot legs!

  37. lala says – reply to this


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    firsttt—what a piece of trash!

  38. B says – reply to this


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    The name on the underwear kinda gave it away…

  39. KATIE says – reply to this


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    At least she's got panties on…and its a nice ass. Steph, Katie and Amy luvvv you Perez!!!!! We risk our jobs every day to stay on top of your newest developements!!!!

  40. tj says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!

  41. KATIE says – reply to this


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    At least she's got panties on…and its a nice ass. Steph, Katie and Amy luvvv you Perez!!!!! We risk our jobs every day to stay on top of your newest developements!!!!

  42. Punch-Drunk Pretty says – reply to this


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    ….and she's convinced herself that she's somehow Posh's rival…poor thing…

  43. ew says – reply to this


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    HORRIBLE tan!!

  44. g says – reply to this


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    You could drive a convoy of trucks up that cooch!

  45. oj says – reply to this


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    id like to fill that ass with some black dick

  46. mrs andre says – reply to this


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    i want my panties back

  47. jen says – reply to this


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    She's got a hanging twat.

  48. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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    Now get ready for the posts that say "she's a good mum", "she takes care of her kids", "she doesn't party" and a bunch of other bullshit MEANWHILE SHE IS PURPOSELY FLASHING HER UNDERWEAR OUT AT A CLUB!!!! It is SO PATHETIC that this is the only way she can think of to get noticed. JORDAN, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T A 30+ YEAR OLD MOTHER WE WOULDN'T MIND. AND MAYBE IF YOU HAD A BETTER ASS.

  49. livvyxxx says – reply to this


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    i think she should be proud!
    it looks perfect

  50. Girl next door says – reply to this


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    I am BI and even in that angle, she doesnt look sexy. she has no ass, thighs, hips nothing…. I'll pass…

  51. PANTY LOVER says – reply to this


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    Ilove her PANTYS,SO HOT. Where are all the hot panty sites

  52. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this


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    Hey there Spray Tan!!!!

  53. VW says – reply to this


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    At least she's wearing knickers….

  54. jamoomooa says – reply to this


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    holy shit it's an oompa loompa!

  55. SSF Sean says – reply to this


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    At least she had panties on.

  56. azzhole says – reply to this


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    Now thats the position i like!!! wow!!!

  57. St Tropez says – reply to this


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    Maybe pushed the self tanning lotion a little too much. Nice ass tho.

  58. OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this


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    WOW SHES A MOTHER OF 3!!!!
    COMPLIMENT!
    SHES A CHEAP BITCH BUT STILL HOT!

  59. MyTwoSense says – reply to this


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    the implants r too big

  60. girl next door says – reply to this


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    to: PANTY LOVER

    If you like cute, sophisticated panties check out victorias secret
    If you lke kinky, frisky Panties try Fredicks /Hollywood

  61. switchblade says – reply to this


    61

    EWWWW FISH !!!!! NEXT TRACK !!!!

  62. Karolyn says – reply to this


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    Why would you marry Peter Andre man! x

  63. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
    her azz and her legz R ok, butt that
    face and thoze fake boobz zuckzazz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

  64. Tito says – reply to this


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    Uhhh, I'm gonna guess Mrs. Andre

  65. joelle says – reply to this


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    oh i thought it was janice dickinson, ewww… love you perez

  66. Jamie says – reply to this


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    love her!!!! she's not trashy…she's a lot better then those other sluts in LA

  67. Alexandria says – reply to this


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    what ass? That thing is as flat as a pancake. She needs to even the bottom out to the top

  68. sweetthing says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FUCKING WHORE-PIG. "MISS STD 2008"

  69. Amy says – reply to this


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    Katie Price of course…I didnt even have to look at the picture!!! Hence the Mrs Andre Panties! lol!! Katie rocks..and yes Perez she is classy…have you ever seen a picture of her having her cooter hanging out like Britney or Lindsey??? No you havent!!! KP ROCKS!!! GO KP!!!!

  70. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this


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    Re: OLIVIA JONES – "COMPLIMENT"??? How many mothers of 3 over the age of 30 act this way? She should have her title of "Mum of the Year" stripped from her!!! NOW!!!!!

  71. funnygirl says – reply to this


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    OMG! I'm jealous, that's like the most perfect behind!

  72. PANTY LOVER says – reply to this


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    Re: girl next door – Thanks,nothing trashy,just sexy fun

  73. bobby says – reply to this


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    what a ass! wow

  74. hotel283 says – reply to this


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    it's a shame, beneath all that orangeness, silicon and hooker make-up is a handsome woman

  75. OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this


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    Re: MUM OF THE YEAR?
    No honey you didnt understand what i said
    I just mean her body, not her skills for being a mother or whatever!
    SHES A CHEAP BITCH, thats what i also said!

  76. Cally says – reply to this


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    Sadly I guessed right =-O

  77. Read Me Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Wow..Now that is a nice back side. No cellulite. I would bury my face in that thing…lol She is for sure a Hottie. Dont hate bitches. At least she gets paid for what she does, all of you are tramps for free.
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  78. julie in canada says – reply to this


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    Are those orange pantyhose?

  79. girl next door says – reply to this


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    Re: PANTY LOVER

    lol, ok then youd probably like the pink line from victoria secret. cute stuff
    lmao

  80. dtd says – reply to this


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    ew can she be more orange?

  81. star74 says – reply to this


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    most certainly not Britney, she is actually wearing panties!

  82. Zoe says – reply to this


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    wow. that is alot of fake tan. i truly thought this was a picture of a black person…

  83. lost and confused says – reply to this


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    Who is she? I only see her on this website and have no clue who she is…is she a porn star or something???
    WHO IS SHE?

  84. Sushi says – reply to this


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    She looks like a fucking Oomp Loompa!

  85. maggs99 says – reply to this


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    mannnn she scares me

  86. laurie says – reply to this


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    ITS ORANGE!!!!!!!

  87. hOOTYwHO says – reply to this


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    Thats nice ;0)

  88. Yankee says – reply to this


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    Jealous of that completely toned and cellulite free butt without any airbrushing!

  89. Olaf says – reply to this


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    I think the underwear says it all .. Mrs. Andre :p

  90. jennzz says – reply to this


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    Ahh it's Katie Price!!! aka Mrs. Andre
    she is my favorite Brit!!
    she might be orange but I still love this crazy bitch!!!

  91. poopie says – reply to this


    91

    great ass.

  92. nicole says – reply to this


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    id recognize that color skin anywhere….they didnt even have to show her face!

  93. Lora says – reply to this


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    "Oh, there are cameras around. What can I do to ensure that I'll be talked about? Hmm, I know! I'll bend over real far in this short little dress and show off my ass! Perfect."

    Ick. She's just gross. She looks like a fucking carrot. What a fucktard.

  94. kool dude says – reply to this


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    Re: girl next door – what size are your pantys?

  95. Lora says – reply to this


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    Oh, yeah, in the top picture it looks like she's about to get fisted. Of course, she's used to that.

  96. chip says – reply to this


    96

    I bet I could fit 2 fists and leg up that loose ass..lol

  97. Rebekah says – reply to this


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    god shes so orange
    I really hoppe she drops off the planet, shes so…just…
    ugh

  98. georgie says – reply to this


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    she's actually a very pretty girl if you ignore the spray tan and false tits. good bum too.

  99. hooo says – reply to this


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    Would've guessed Janice Dickinson. :|

    Orane and turquoise = a nice contrast 8)

  100. bernie says – reply to this


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    anorexic legs - atomic boobs fugly as hell

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