Oh good! Just what the world needs - more children you can abandon when another two minutes in the limelight comes your way!!

Possibly the world's most despicable gutter troll/reality whore Jordan AKA Katie Price AKA Go The Fuck Away, is ready to spawn more poor things with the help her diseased vagina and latest husband, cage fighter/tranny/fellow reality whore Alex Reid.

We liked the story better that he was getting that shiz annulled ASAP!!

The Dina Lohan in training says:

"Me and Alex so want kids – well, we are trying, so let's hope, let's hope."

Yeah, Jordan. We'll all be keeping our fingers crossed and saying extra prayers tonight before bedtime!!

Bitch is also trying to deny that her Vegas quickie wedding is a complete travesty to the institution of marriage.

"The reason we got married in Vegas is because you can't get married anywhere else unless you've been divorced for a certain amount of days. There was no Elvis or – you know, it wasn't tacky at all. In fact, the pictures are absolutely gorgeous. I am in such a happy place, it's so great. You know, new year, new beginning and a new family life to start."

Yes, yes, this all sounds very sincere, Jordan, thanks for clarifying and convincing us that you're NOT a disgusting excuse for a human being.

Quick suggestion, though - maybe before you have more kids to eff for life, you could, you know, focus on the THREE you already brought into this world.

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Honestly, how could you be surprised? For months, she was barely a blip in the tabloids. Now, you both are on every cover in Britain!

Jordan Katie Price is first and foremost an attention whore!

Peter Andre sat down for an exclusive interview to share his reaction to the news that his ex-wife married cage fighter Alex Reid on an "impromptu" trip to Vegas last week. Peter told the press that he was shocked to hear the news that his ex was married, since she had apparently told him that she was leaving her new hubby for good!

Meanwhile, in her own exclusive interview, Katie says her new marriage and new husband is none of Peter's "business" and asks, "Why would I tell him? I don’t have contact with him unless it’s about the kids."

Ouch! No love lost between these two!

How much longer do U suppose they will at it like this? We gauge at least another two months or so.

He's pretty cute — and probably pretty rich!

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez was spotted getting cozy with The Hills' Kristin Cavallari at the Maxim party in Miami's Raleigh Hotel.

"He was definitely all about Kristin," says a source. "The even left together at the end of the night."

Well he might not have played in the Super Bowl, but we'd bet that he scored anyway!

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We don't know what would be worse - someone playing a sick joke or if it's actually TRUE!!

On-line celebrity sales site hunkwithjunk.com claims they have a lock of the late Farrah Fawcett's hair, and is attempting to sell it for $1,000!!!!

Ewwww! As if that doesn't bring enough crazy to the table, the description of the item is worse!!

“For real, this one time novelty item from 1970's. Sadly takes on new meaning after the passing of our beloved Angel! Here and available for a limited time only! Someday the technology will be available, and you might be able to create your very own angel."

WTF?! So disrespectful!!

Let's all leave the Charlie's Angels star and her hair exactly as it should be - a timeless icon to be cherished, not a sick novelty item exploited on some twisted website.

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CLICK HERE for your first preview of the Bad Girls Club Season 4 Reunion Special (a two-parter!), hosted and refereed by Perez himself, premiering March 16th and 23rd at 10 PM on Oxygen.

Drama! Drama! Drama!

One giant leap back in time for NBC.

This is what we like to call grasping at straws.

Keeping with NBC's newest mission statement to bring back the old and screw with the new, Paul Reiser from Mad About You fame could be bringing another sitcom to the network. Though the network is calling the show a "big" deal, we don't take anything they say seriously anymore.

But Paul Reiser is a reasonably funny guy. He might bring something worthy to the network. After all, NBC needs something for people to watch before they switch to David Letterman for the night.

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What the hell happened?!?!

Bradley Cooper showed up to the premiere of Valentine's Day last night looking a little two-faced.

As in only half of his face was tan!!!

Who the hell helped you apply the self tanner, bb? Was it Renee? You know, her eyes don't fully open. We're surprised she can see 5 feet in front of her, let alone apply makeup on another human being.

Or maybe…was Snooki there? We've warned people about motor-boating that girl!

Embarrassing!

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Beyowulf is gonna be pissed!

It seems the divorce between Beyonce's parents was due to the fact that Matthew couldn't keep it in his pants!

According to Alexsandra Wright, she has been having a relationship with Matthew Knowles for about 18 months, resulting in the birth of their baby boy last Thursday. She even claims the two picked out the baby's name, Nixon, together.

Wright has a court day next week in order to get some money for the kiddie, but Matthew is asking for a paternity test before he hands over a cent.

Such a gentleman.

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It's getting serious!

Simon Cowell's latest lady friend is make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy and the two of them are said to be going public with their relationship very soon. A source says:

"Simon is ready to let everyone know. Things between them are moving along very nicely indeed. Their relationship has been conducted under a clock of secrecy but the situation has now changed.

"Simon is clearly very enamored with Mezhgan — and it's little wonder why. She is absolutely stunning, not to mention incredibly intelligent and cultured."

Sounds like quite a woman!

36-year-old Mezhgan moved to the US from Afghanistan in the early '80s and an eyewitness at Mr. Chow in London spotted the two of them dining saying, "It was clear there was real chemistry between them. He seemed smitten and she likewise."

Good for Simon — and Mezhgan! Cowell is LOADED such a sweetheart!

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