Oh no! Pirate down!!
While down under, filming the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie on Australia's Gold Coast, Johnny Depp injured his hand! Oh no!!
He wasn't on set when the injury happened, so we can rule out cutlass incidents and canon malfunctions.
Whatever happened was bad enough that he's now returning to the U.S. for surgery!
A Disney spokesperson said:
We think Disney should do a live-action remake of every single film they've ever done ever.
Except for maybe the direct-to-video sequel Tarzan II. And maybe a whole lot of other direct-to-video sequels.
One live-action remake we're innerested to see is the remake of Dumbo!
It already sounds like a weird idea, but guess who they've just tapped to direct… Tim Burton!
So now, the live-action Dumbo remake, which will feature a mixture of
Ahoy! Production has officially set sail!
That's right, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has started production in Queensland, Australia, and we could not be more excited!
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Not only that, but Disney just unveiled the synopsis, and avast ye, this be a treasure trove of plot spoilers:
Did you know Johnny Depp didn't always dream of appearing on the silver screen…
He used to want to be a famous musician!
Depp has actually played guitar several times with his famous musician friends, like Aerosmith and Alice Cooper.
Now? He's forming his own group called Hollywood Vampires, along with Alice Cooper and Aerosmith's guitarist Joe Perry!
Johnny Depp is gonna be a rockstar! That's so nuts! Mainly because this is the same guy that recently said:
We feel completely Gooped… er, we mean duped!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced their separation in March 2014, using the highly controversial term "conscious uncoupling" to describe the process of their breakup.
However, according to the March issue of Marie Claire Australia, their fall out actually happened two years prior!
And the person who helped the 42-year-old during this difficult time was none other than her Mortdecai co-star Johnny Depp!
According to The Royal Tenenbaums actress:
C'mon Johnny Depp and Amber Heard! Where was OUR invite?!
As we reported, the 51-year-old actor and the 28-year-old starlet had a GORGEOUS ceremony on the Pirates Of The Caribbean star's private island — Little Hall's Pond Cay — in the Bahamas!
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But now we're getting more information regarding their beachy nuptials, and it sounds even more lavish than we expected!
So what did the stylish groom and bride wear down the aisle?
Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance is one of the most critically acclaimed films in recent years.
The sleeper hit has earned director Alejandro González Iñárritu and several of its stars Oscar nominations; it's even considered one of the favorites for Best Picture.
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But no work of art is created fully formed. Actors need multiple takes, films need editing, scripts need rewrites.
In fact, Iñárritu recently mentioned a scrapped alternate ending for the film that was so bad he didn't even want to describe it!
But co-writer Alex Dinelaris must not have gotten the memo, because he spilled the whole thing on The Q&A Podcast!
And now we REALLY wish we had it as a DVD extra — we mean, it involved Johnny Depp! Alex revealed: