And now, for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…
Trapped In The Closet — Chapter 23! LOLz!
Yes, Perezcious readers, R. Kelly has done it again! The R&B crooner has added yet another chapter to his ongoing saga, which began way back in 2005!
Check out the sneak peek for chapter 23 (above)!!
AH! How we missed that leaky faucet sound effect! Ha!
Wanna see the rest? After all, where IS Chuck?! Well, it looks like we'll have to wait until November 23rd, the day after Thanksgiving!
R. Kelly will be releasing chapter 23 that day and has TWENTY more chapters lined up to keep the story going… pretty much ‘til forever!

Sounds like Idol isn’t the only thing keeping Mariah Carey busy these days!
Gurl is still up in the studio, working on her 14th studio album, of course!
While we previously heard Triumphant, it looks like MC is working on another new song, with none other than R. Kelly!
The two recently teamed up in Kelly's hometown of Chicago, while Mz. Carey was in town for Idol auditions, to lay down their vocals on Thursday!
Check out the pic Mimi tweeted of the two in action (above)!!
Two vocal legends, that’s for sure!
As for what we can expect from Mariah’s upcoming album?
Mariah revealed:
We're not saying this song needed this, but it is still pretty cool to hear it anyway!
R. Kelly has added his silky smooth vocals to one of Whitney Houston's most beloved songs ever - I Look To You!!!
The R&B vocal artist pays tribute to the beloved late singer, and it is definitely worth a listen to if you like either of these artists or BOTH!!!
Well done, sir.
Ch-ch-check it out by pressing PLAY directly (above) !!!

SERIOUSLY?! What is he thinking?!
That if he just ignores it, it will go away?!
R. Kelly already owes $4,848,072.71 in unpaid taxes between the years 2005-2010, and according to the state of Illinois, now

Money is the root of all evil… lurking on the high seas!
Back when Concerts Cruise LLC hired R. Kelly to rock the boat, he agreed to headline two shows on their five-day Love Letter voyage for a specific fee.
But now he's suddenly QUIT!!
His rep says he won't be crooning from Miami to the Caribbean because the cruise never paid him, saying:

Ya learn something new every day!
R. Kelly is blaming The Notebook for his 2009 divorce.
In his memoir, Soulacoaster, The Diary of Me, R. Kelly recalls seeing the film in tears, realizing his marriage could never compare to the love shared between Noah & Allie:
Anything can be cause for a love-stuffed celebration!
And Jordin Sparks effuses positive light beams while hosting a jubilant gathering in honor of the late, great Whitney Houston!
Aw, tears! But sad-glad tears!
Check out the supremely happy music video for Celebrate, a duet between Jordin Sparks and Whitney from the upcoming remake of 1978 flick Sparkle (above).
The visual accompaniement to the R. Kelly penned tune features a bubbly party, interspersed with footage from the film, and makes us want to get up, hug the person next to us, and dance around like a glorious fool!
Let's all celebrate life!
OH and don't forget to see Whit in her last ever role when Sparkle brings its light to theaters August 17.