Well, we guess neitherChristina Hendricks nor Jenny McCarthy will portray the notorious Anna Nicole Smith, ’cause Private Practice star Agnes Bruckner has nabbed the part of the Playboy model for Lifetime's planned biopic, The Anna Nicole Story!
The film follows the tumultuous life of Vicky Lynn Hogan as she changes from small town Texas plain jane into the glitzy, bodacious, attention-craving Anna.
Goodness, Lifetime seems be getting a tad more adventurous with their material! First Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick, now Mz. Bruckner as the troubled starlet… they're even courting Miley Cyrus to play Bonnie in a Bonnie & Clyde series!
But hey, we're loving it! And we can't wait to see how Agnes pulls of the breathy, Marilyn Monroe wannabe that was Anna Nicole Smith!
What's scarier than the exploitation and sexualization of a 17 year old girl through her marriage to a 51 year old man being publicized for entertainment value?
A sexualized and exploited 17-year-old girl pretending to be a sexualized and exploited 7 year old on Toddlers & Tiaras, also pretending to be a and overtly sexual and exploited now-deceased former pin-up who died from a terrible pill addiction!
Not only is the retired actress fresh off another mean spirited Twitter-based rant directed at InTouch magazine (and us!) about pictures they claim to have showing the former child star partying hAArd, NOW we hear she recently displayed some DIVA behavior while attempting to board a private jet in New Jersey!
You may recall Amanda does NOT have her driver's license because it was suspended during all her hit and run dramz, thus when the jet's pilot was checking the passengers' IDs and found that Amanda did NOT have one, he refused to allow her on the plane...
And according to sources, girl flipped out, screamed "I'm Amanda Bynes!" and tried to use GOOGLE as a substitute for identification verification!
The pilot apparently called his parent company to see if he could make an exception for the pierced-cheek cherub, but because TSA regulations require all plane passengers to carry ID, his hands were tied.
Celebs may be exempt from MANY of the rules regular peeps have to live by, but we always can count on the TSA to treat everyone like sheep equals, LOLz!