Well, we guess neitherChristina Hendricks nor Jenny McCarthy will portray the notorious Anna Nicole Smith, ’cause Private Practice star Agnes Bruckner has nabbed the part of the Playboy model for Lifetime's planned biopic, The Anna Nicole Story!
The film follows the tumultuous life of Vicky Lynn Hogan as she changes from small town Texas plain jane into the glitzy, bodacious, attention-craving Anna.
Goodness, Lifetime seems be getting a tad more adventurous with their material! First Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick, now Mz. Bruckner as the troubled starlet… they're even courting Miley Cyrus to play Bonnie in a Bonnie & Clyde series!
But hey, we're loving it! And we can't wait to see how Agnes pulls of the breathy, Marilyn Monroe wannabe that was Anna Nicole Smith!
What's scarier than the exploitation and sexualization of a 17 year old girl through her marriage to a 51 year old man being publicized for entertainment value?
A sexualized and exploited 17-year-old girl pretending to be a sexualized and exploited 7 year old on Toddlers & Tiaras, also pretending to be a and overtly sexual and exploited now-deceased former pin-up who died from a terrible pill addiction!
And this time, she's making some pretty SERIOUS allegations against the officers involved in her Thursday night arrest for drug possession, reckless endangerment, and tampering with evidence!
The troubled starlet took to her social networking page this afternoon to continue denying her legal drama this week, which involved her allegedly smoking pot in her apartment building's lobby and then throwing her bong out the window when police began searching her place, and now, she's asserted that one of the officers at the scene sexually harassed her by "slapping" her VAGINA!