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Australian Study Finds That Children Of Same-Sex Parents Score Higher Than Kids From Heterosexual Parents In Almost All Aspects! Gays FTW!

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Well, well, well, what have we got here?

Science proving that same-sex attracted parents have no negative side effects on their children?

Oh, and that their children scored 6% higher than kids of heterosexual parents in almost all areas of the study??

Wow!

Australian scientists got together to conduct a

Australian Rugby Player Kicked Off His Team After A Photo Of Him Peeing Into His Own Mouth Is Leaked!

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Todd Carney found out the hard way that peeing into your mouth isn't a good idea!

Yes, you read that headline correctly. No, this is sadly not a joke.

Australian rugby player Todd Carney has had a pretty awful weekend after a photo surfaced showing him peeing into his own mouth at a local pub, and strangely enough, the fact that he drank his own urine isn't even the bad part.

The controversial star ended up having his contract with his team the Cronulla Sharks terminated, and to top it all off he may have ended up getting BANNED from the National Rugby League for life!!

The NRL released a statement, saying:

The Magazine Cover That's Inspiring The Internet! See How Barriers Were Just Shattered HERE!

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The Austrlian Women's Weekly's July issue stars the inspirational Turia Pitt! See the beautiful cover HERE!

Beautiful!

While most magazines rely on cleavage and big names to draw readers to their pages, The Australian Women’s Weekly went with a different approach.

They asked inspirational burns survivor Turia Pitt to be on their July cover, whose sheer beauty and confidence alone are more than worthy!

The 26-year-old mining engineer was caught in a bushfire three years ago while running in an ultra-marathon with doctors giving her a slim chance of survival after suffering burns to 64% of her body.

Well, she’s since proved them wrong, overcoming the recovery obstacles, and is currently raising funds for Interplast, a reconstructive surgery charity!

Clearly, editor-in-chief Helen McCabe couldn’t have picked a star more perfect. She even said of their choice:

Benji Madden Feels 'Lucky' To Be Dating Cameron Diaz!! This Love Affair Is CONFIRMED!

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We'd feel lucky to be dating her too, chap!

Just LOOK at this hottie's sick bod!

Benji Madden finally opened up about his rumored relationship with actress Cameron Diaz — playing coy, but giving the public all the confirmation they needed to prove the two are definitely an item.

In a radio interview with Australia's Nova Fm, one of the hosts asked Benji and his brother Joel Madden about their respective love lives, saying:

Scantily Clad Voice Vixen Scours Hollywood Blvd For Will.I.Am!! See Her Outrageously SeXXXy Vid HERE!

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Holy hooters, batman!

This is the most peculiarly seXXXy things to emerge from Down Under since the constipated-sex-toy-guy finally pooped out his vibrator!

Louise van Veenendaal is a contestant on The Voice - Australia that was mentored by will.i.am!

Or at least she was, until he SHOCKINGLY gave her the big fat boot during last week's final showdown!

The seXXXy singin' soon-to-be starlet was one of the fan favorites! Will.i.am even nicknamed her Voice Lady — partially because she had a SUPER voice, but also because the revealing outfits she wore made her look like one of those makeshift superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard, LOLz!!

But will kicked her off because she lives down the street from him in L.A. and he said she should just look him up there!

Well, Voice Lady took his advice to heart! The spandex-clad aspiring singer flew from Australia to El Lay and was spotted searching for her beloved mentor in the wackiest way possible!!

Ch-ch-check out her scantily clad search for yourself (above)!

Coldplay Takes Their Australian Fans On A Journey In The Music Video For A Sky Full Of Stars! Watch It HERE!

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Chris Martin, you are one insanely talented man!

In their latest and innovative music video, A Sky Full of Stars, the Coldplay frontman walked down a sidewalk in Sydney, Australia dressed like a one-man band with a crowd in tow!

What makes this video so incredible is it was filmed all in one take AND whoever made the video kept all the background noise in!

The band thanked their Australiastic fans and posted:

Thank you Sydney, that was amazing. And here's the new A Sky Full Of Stars video that you made with us… love g,j,w,c

AH-Mazing!

Ch-ch-check out the fabulous music video (above)!!

Surprise! Kylie Minogue Joins Coldplay On Stage In Sydney For Two Incredible Duets! Watch Them HERE!

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The Australiastic crowd got an AH-Mazing surprise last night at the Coldplay concert and we're so jelly we weren't there!

Kylie Minogue graced the crowd with her presence at the band's Sydney show on Wednesday evening!

The AH-Mazing songstress performed two duets with Chris Martin and his band of British musicans!

Kylie performed her classic Can't Get You Out Of My Head, along with Where The Wild Roses Grow and they both sounded PHENOMENAL!

Ch-ch-check out the performances (below)!