An insider tells Star magazine that Avril Lavigne is going to have some work done on her teeth.

About time!

"Avril hates her fangs," says an insider. "She is planning on having them filed down by a cosmetic dentist. It's just something she has always been insecure about, especially since everyone is staring at her mouth when she sings. As soon as Avril finds some time to take off so it won't interfere with her singing, she's getting it done!"

That's the only work she's having done?

When will Kiki Drunkst get her fangs shaved down?????

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Avril Lavigne gets second billing to Chris Daughtry at the Tom's River Fest next month.

And, as if that weren't humiliating enough, the Canadian poseur is OPENING for the Jonas Brothers on select dates of their current U.S. tour.

Ha!!!!!!

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We mentioned last month that Avril Lavigne's "hard core fans" were on a mission to make her video for the song Girlfriend the most played ever on YouTube.

Well, as of Friday morning, Team Avril toppled the now former #1 spot holder, the Evolution of Dance video, with 92,696,978 views.

BUT, Douchette Supremo's video didn't get there by legit means!

As we've previously reported - and corroborated by Wired - a website was created to automatically play the Girlfriend video every 15 seconds. Avril's fans inflated her play counts, propelling her vid to "most viewed" ever.

Avril's "Band Aids" plan to use this shady tactic til her vid gets to the 100 million views mark, the first-ever to do so on YouTube.

YouTube's policy is to remove videos from the most-played section if they discover that their view count system has been gamed.

Why haven't they done that??????

YouTube still has April's video listed in the site's "most viewed of all time" category.

Wired went on to reveal that YouTube has probably turned a blind eye to Avril's shadiness because the site's making advertising money off of the fake views.

Shady Lavigne's manager revealed the following at a business conference in London on Thursday:
"there's about a $2 million check waiting for her for all her YouTube plays."

Douchette and her managers are getting a cut of YouTube advertising sales money! Money they didn't even get by legit means!

We hope the shadily earned money is going to a charity.

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Avril Lavigne is going to turn 24 years old in September, yet the Canadian singer and "songwriter" still sounds like she's 14!

This video to promote her new fashion line for Kohl's is so unintentionally hilarious.

You must check it out!

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Avril Lavigne 'fans' are basically cheating their way to the top!

The "Avril Band Aids" are deceptively working to drive the video for Girlfriend to YouTube's most watched top spot - #1 most viewed video of all time.

The number one position currently belongs to that 'History of Dance' clip, which we're sure you've all seen many, many times.

Avrilphiles have sent out emails to fans to get them to watch Avril's video as many times possible AND set up automated YouTube view-boosting sites.

The pages automatically reloads Avril's video every 15 seconds, so as to rack up as many hits as possible, and a letter from the site advises fans to keep a browser window open all day with the page in it.

Seriously?

Seems like Avril and her peeps go out of the way to make her look lame.

Cheaters suck!

We hope they fail in their mission!

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A few of our Scandi lovelies have been in touch to report that Avril Lavigne is being totally lame in Sweden.

Apparently, Avril is set to perform in Sweden on Saturday, and she has demanded that any photographer hoping to shoot at the concert sign a contract that goes against the Swedish law.

Avril, a Canadian, is demanding that Swedish photogs follow U.S. law.

Huh????

Why should Swedes on their home turf follow some other country's laws????

According to a rep for Lavigne's record label, it's Avril - not the record company - that's making the crazy demand.

April's managers drew up the 'illegal' contract.

We think this is grounds for an all-around boycott of anything Avril in Sweden!

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Avril Lavigne has cancelled her concert in Barcelona on Sunday.

The cause for the cancellation?

The singer and "songwriter" is in a state of "indisposition."

Isn't that always the case??????

Bitch, please ! Avril cancels concerts as often as she changes underwear (which may not be a lot or may be too much, depending on how you look at it).

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Click here to watch one of her most recent videos!

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One of Avril Lavigne's back up dancers has revealed that the popwreck is an insecure mess and a diva to work with!

Sara Von Gillern might be out of a job soon!

The So You Think You Can Dance alum was asked during a recent interview if Avril is difficult to work with as she's painted to be in the press?

After a loooooong pause Sara told me that Avril's "really rad and fun to work with." Ah, just one year in the biz and she's already spinning like a pro. But then again this breaker knows a thing or two about spinning. Since she was rocking a seriously spiky and streaked hairdo, I asked if the new look was for the tour. "Actually, it's a rule we all have to have dark hair, there can only be one blonde on the stage," she told me about blonde Avril. "One of the other dancers is bleach blonde but she has to wear a wig. She actually has like five different dark ones."

Yet another thing that proves Avril is a douche.

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