Possibly!

They've lasted longer than we thought they would, regardless.

Avril Lavigne and Z-list rocker hubby Deryck Whibley may not be married much longer, as sources suggest the couple have not been so happy as of late.

April has been seen pAArtying it up without her significant other in places like the Hamptons this past weekend, and she seems to be enjoying the time by herself. Witnesses recall seeing April enjoying the company of several dudes on Saturday, at celebrity eatery Georgic, whom she partied pretty hard with.

No one knows or cares to know what Deryck was doing.

But, with April being solo so often, and spending a lot of time with douchebag Brandon Davis, we guess there is enough trouble in their once wedded bliss to keep them apart.

Sounds like it could be the beginning of a trip to Splitsville!

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Avril Lavigne was spotted at a beach in Saint Tropez on Sunday looking like a Hot Topic reject.

We mean, seriously, that trucker hat? The graffiti on the hat? That top? Those earrings?

Everything just seems off.

Then again, it is Avril.

At least she's still wearing her wedding ring!

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Sounds awful!

April Lavigne dropped some deets about her new album, which promises to be the antithesis of the usual pop punk princess.

That's the very brief good news!

"A lot of the songs are mainly the acoustic and my vocal," says Lavigne of the untitled album. "It's a lot different from anything I've done before. It's not a pop rock record. This is more about emotion and feeling."

What does she know about emotion and feeling?!

If it were about pAArtying, then she could write a thesis on it!

Lavigne's troll-like husband, Sum 41 douche Deryck Whibley, produced eight of the 12 tracks on the album and most of the songs Avril wrote herself.

BIG mistake!

She continues, "The first song that I recorded for this record. A lot of people like it. It's kind of like a lullaby."

We're sure it's nothing new!

April is always a snoozefest!

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We couldn't be more proud!

Multi-platinum pop songstress Katy Perry just nabbed another number one hit with her latest single, Waking Up In Vegas, her third number one Top 40 song from her debut album, One of the Boys.

There have only been three other artists in the history of the Billboard charts to achieve this honor, which include Ace of Base, Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga.

Congrats!

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Lavigne is scheduled to drop a new CD on November 17th.

Will anyone care????

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Avril Lavigne was a hardcore hot mess at the VIP Room club in Saint Tropez, France on Friday morn.

Funny, when Lindsay Lohan does "hot mess," it seems so scandalous. When Avril does it, it just looks kind of lame.

Nice try!

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Is she bloated or pregnant????

A considerably plumper April Lavigne was spotted at the Race to Erase MS event in Los Angeles this weekend.

If she is pregnant, that might actually be good for her non-existent career!

P.S. Who knew they made maternity prom dresses at Hot Topic?

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Oh Avril Lavigne! How nice of you!

Dressed from the kids' section of Target, Avril stumbled out of a club in Hollywood on Monday night, desperate for attention.

Bitch should leave the club stumbling next to Lindsay because no one can out-stumble our LezLo!

Someone awarded the prized Canadian ham the "#1 Bitch" medal.

Tell us something we don't know!

They forgot the #1 Idiot badge.

And the #1 Hasbeen badge.

And the #1 Twatface badge.

We could go on forever!

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Is Avril Lavigne an alcoholic? Is her marriage falling apart?

Is she just a total douche?

Seems that way!

According to the NY Daily News, April was spotted partying hard this past weekend in a Los Angeles nightclub with her troll of a husband, former Sum 42 rocker Deryck Whibley.

However, it seems she was more interested in pAArtying that than being with her "husband."

A source claims Avril “kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.”

How sad.

The source adds, “­Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

Wonder how long it'll be before they file for divorce?

Where there's smoke, there's fuego!

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