If we had to die having sex, doing it with Theo James in a Victorian estate wouldn't be the worst way to go!
The Divergent star dropped by to talk his new movie with Chelsea Handler, but first gurl just HAD to know about that Downton Abbey sex scene!
But Theo is clearly a consummate gentleman that always insists on full penetration. Wait, he said what??
Ch-ch-check out some more hot pics of Theo from the Divergent premiere (below), then find out what the heck he's talking about …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Best friends help each other out, duh!
Gwyneth Paltrow decided to turn the tables on Chelsea Handler and interview HER about her new book, Uganda Be Kidding Me, and it was actually HIGHlarious!
From talking about Chelsea's childhood to her parents' influence on her life to even getting a nice dig in about Piers Morgan, the conversation resulted in tons of LOLz-worthy moments!
Gwyneth even got Chelsea to reveal that her favorite Kardashian is not Kim Kardashian, but it's actually…oh, we won't spoil that surprise!
Plus, the two gal pals were adorable besties in black that night!
Who'd have thought good 'ol Gwynnie would be just as AH-MAZE at interviewing as Chelsea!
We love it!!!!
Ch-ch-check out the whole discussion with the ladies…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
What beautiful ladies!!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chelsea Handler may not have purposefully coordinated for the Live Talks Los Angeles event on Tuesday, but we’re not surprised the besties did.
Except they did go for two different looks!
Gwynnie opted for a sexy, leather dress giving new meaning to LBD, specially when paired with black ankle boots.
Chelsea, on the other hand, was polished in her black and white ensem, including a bolero and sleek trousers.
While she may not be a fan of fashion, she at least looked comfortable!
[Image via Getty Images.]
We hope Piers Morgan sits in a comfortable chair because that dude's butt must be raw from how hard he just got SPANKED!
The soon-to-be-former CNN host interviewed Chelsea Handler on Monday night, but we wonder if he might've been better served bringing a wood-chipper into the studio and diving into it headfirst!
It certainly would've been less painful and he probz would've gotten better ratings!
LOLz, we kid the man, but Chelsea Lately charmer was in a FEROCIOUS mood! When Piers threw a jab about being bored by their conversation, her gloves came OFF!
Ch-ch-check out the primetime smack down for yourself (above)!
Holy banana splits!!! Did she really just call him a "terrible interviewer"? And then joke about his show coming to an end? Ouch!
Then again, he was kind of cruisin' for a bruisin'!
Sound off (below)!
Avert your eyes, Anna Wintour!!!
As we mentioned before, Chelsea Handler landed a cover and spread on Paper magazine’s spring issue. And while the photo shoot turned out fine, it’s her gut-wrenching interview that has everyone talking!!
The comedian got SUPER real about her thoughts on fashion, as well as her thoughts on fashion’s current queen — Vogue’s Anna Wintour.
Turns out she doesn’t think very highly of the industry OR Anna!
Chelsea’s feelings for fashion are as follows:
"I'm interested in looking good for me, but I'm not interested in going to a fashion show. It's not real. I went once last year with a boyfriend. I was like, 'This is the worst nightmare I could have ever been to.' I was embarrassed to be there."
While that statement alone could be enough to completely offend Miz Wintour (who probably spends more time attending fashion shows than anyone ever) Chels didn’t stop there.
She went as far as bashing
If we had to take a guess based on her posture, Chelsea Handler didn’t want to be in this picture.
But she was, and her slouchy photo ends up being the cover shot for the cover of Paper magazine’s spring issue!
On the front of the mag, Chelsea looks totally laid back in a chic Dsquared2 skirt and top. Then in her spread, the comedian sits sultrily on a pool table in a sheer Marchesa dress that totaly lets her Jenna Leigh undies show through! SeXXXy!!
Miz Handler also peeps over her shoulder in a KaufmanFranco dress while wandering some garden, and continues to slouch in that same chair wearing the same outfit from the cover.
Sometimes, slouching is fun!!
Check out all her spring-inspired looks (below)!
[Image via Paper Magazine.]
Ugh!!! As if TV execs needed another excuse to pander to the too often xenophobic masses!
A bunch of analysts at Q Scores just did a bunch of polling on each and every late night talk show, calculating each host's recognizability and "positive Q score," and the results were startling to say the least!
The overall winner was Stephen Colbert. The dude is hilarious, kind, and The Colbert Report recently dominated the Emmys, so it's not at all shocking that he tops the rankings!! Congratz to him!
But further down the list is where everything goes kaplooey!