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Fiddy Is So Confident The Giants Will Win The Super Bowl, He's Betting His PENIS On It!!!

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We already know Chelsea Handler's seen it…now the world can too!

50 Cent was recently victorious when he bet 500,000 big ones on the Giants-49ers game.

Now, he's making the Super Bowl interesting by betting with a Twitter follower on the big game.

The follower,

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Nick Cannon Responds To Chelsea Handler's Gross Comments About Mariah

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Nick Cannon has responded to Chelsea Handler's horrible comments about Mariah Carey and her weight.

As he should, because nobody should brush comments like she made aside -- especially if you're Mariah's husband.

Here's what Chelsea said:

"Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey I'm sure doesn't have a great sense of humor. She's ridiculous. What is her game plan? What kind of person operates like that? She's worse than like Elizabeth Taylor. She's just so ridiculous with her body. You see her one day and she's 50 pounds heavier or light…there's nothing real about her and her Hello Kitty or whatever."

Ugh. So terrible.

Here's what Nick said back:

"I hear @ChelseaHandler is out there talking s**t about my wife again! She's lucky I'm trying to live right now! Jesus my cup runneth over. I think @ChelseaHandler is still bitter that she got blasted on my radio show! It's okay I still love you! When miserable people see happiness they must attack it. You know me, I'm always up for a good joke or wise crack but when people talk about my family the 'Hood' in me wants to come out! I've learned cooler heads prevail. Life is too short to focus on negativity!"

That's the perfect way to respond, Nick!

People struggle with weight every day, especially those who are trying to get healthy. Part of the reason why it's so hard is because people like Chelsea Handler make shitty comments like that. It does nothing for self-esteem, and she should be ashamed!

Mariah, you're beautiful! We said it before and we'll say it again!

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Chelsea Handler Slams Mariah For Weight Fluctuations

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Chelsea Handler decided that it'd be a good thing to rip on Mariah Carey's weight fluctuations.

We disagree. That shizz is low!

Here's what she said:

“She's worse than Elizabeth Taylor. She's just so ridiculous with her body. You see her one day and she's like 50 pounds heavier or lighter. I mean, what is she doing? I don't even understand what hemisphere people like that operate in. There's nothing real about her and her Hello Kitty whatever…”

We get it, we know you're under a lot of stress to keep that new incredible and critically acclaimed show running! We bet the hardest part is making sure those pre-recorded laughs are in the right spots!

Just kidding, there is no excuse. Weight is a fluctuating thing for people, especially for people who struggle with it.

We feel for you, Mariah! Weight loss and maintaining is tough! Don't listen to the haters that just don't get it and then decide to be vocal about things they know nothing about!

You're beautiful how you are!

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Joan Rivers vs. Chelsea Handler: It's On!

Team Joan all the way, people! Joan Rangers, we want to hear you loud and proud on this!

Everybody knows that if you want to talk trash about someone, there is no better place to do it than on Howard Stern's radio show. First of all, nobody listens to it, so whatever you say will probably go unheard. And secondly, the person you are bad-mouthing has zero chance of ever being invited onto the show the day after you, so they won't get to respond to every nasty thing you've said about them.

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Chelsea Handler Opens Up About Dating Fiddy On Howard!

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Looks like Chelsea is finally ready to REALLY speak up about her failed relationship with Fiddy!

Last we heard about Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent, all Chels had to say about their relationship was THIS:

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Bill Maher Says Rick Santorum Is Obsessed With Gay Sex!

SO true! LOLz!

Last night, Bill Maher made an appearance on Chelsea Lately (above), where he spoke up about a bunch of interesting political topics including Rick Santorum's obsession with gay sex!

Bill also thinks that Rick wants to bomb Iran because he's sexually frustrated. Ha!

What do U think? Do U agree with Bill's comments about the GOP candidate???

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Chelsea Handler's New Show Has An OKAY Debut

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Sorry Chelsea, but it was all about ABC last night!

Last night, Chelsea Handler's new NBC comedy Are You There, Chelsea? premiered with a 2.3/6 rating in adults 18-49, and a total of 6.4 million viewers.

In more impressive news, ABC's The Middle landed a 3.0/9 rating and 9.5 million total viewers. Suburgatory also did well for ABC, bringing in a 2.9/8 rating and 8.9 million viewers.

Modern Family also

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How Chelsea Handler Made Her Sister Famous!

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While Laura Prepon is playing a character based on Chelsea Handler and her life in Are You There, Chelsea? the comedienne chose to portray her older sister Sloane - and now, her real life sibling, whose real name is Simone, is getting the star treatment because of it!

Chelsea explains:

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