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We've seen Chris Evans ring a lot of bells as Captain America, but usually that means he's whacking a bad guy in the head!
The AMAZEBALLZ actor who may or may not be retiring took his talents (and the perfectly chiseled body to which they're attached) to Wall Street on Tuesday morning.
We know what you're thinking, but the 32-year-old sex symbol wasn't there to smash in the skulls of greedy corporate pigs with his vibranium shield; Chris was actually there in support of capitalism!
In fact, he and Captain America: The Winter Soldier co-star Sebastian Stan rang in the opening trading bell for the New York Stock Exchange!
Makes sense, we suppose! Is there anything more American than the pursuit of cash?
Ch-ch-check out more pics from the bell-ringing ceremony…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Who is as adorable as Captain America himself Chris Evans? No one!
Oh, wait- have you met his baby bro Scott Evans?? We are DYING!!! Not only is he equally charming and dreamy- he's gay!
We suddenly have to know everything about this man!
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like Chris will be any help in that regard; Jimmy Fallon's new sibling version of The Newlywed Game reveals these guys have a LOT to learn about one another!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the fantastic fraternal bonds get tested! And see the hilarious conclusion …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
No more smoldering looks, charming quips, and massive squeezable biceps? That makes us Agents of S.A.D.
But when Chris was asked about the statement recently, he said he wanted to clarify a bit:
Oh, snap! Cap'n Amurrrika just got dissed!
The honest trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger is pretty hysterical, especially when it points out that Chris Evans' character is essentially really good at Ultimate Frisbee.
We hope you find this funny Chris, and don't try to Avenge this video!
So, come for the trailer calling pre-experiment Captain America a grown man's head CGI-ed onto a little boy's body, stay for when the trailer calls Captain America the 90-year-old virgin!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarity that you will Marvel at…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
And, we're off!!!!!
Which shirtless stud will become king of the Perez Pyramid?
That's for YOU to decide!!
Vo-vo-vote in the rest of the marvelous man contests…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
What's the only thing that could make this amazing footage of Captain America: The Winter Soldier SUPER amazing?
How about adding a kick-a$$ soundtrack, courtesy of the puppet action comedy Team America: World Police?
Check out Chris Evans busting some Marvelous moves to the sounds of America, F**k Yeah! in an ingenious mashup …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
In case you hadn't noticed, March Madness is upon us which means it's brackets, brackets, everywhere (brackets, brackets, in our hair)!!!
And brackets — or, as we prefer to call them, Perez Pyramids — aren't just for sportzball anymore, either!!!
We're trying to decide which marvelous male entertainer looks the best when they're half-naked, so we've pit them against each other in a contest to try and determine who has the world's AH-Mazing shirtless bod!!!
Ch-ch-check out the match-ups and vote for your favorites…AFTER THE JUMP!!!