
We KNEW that gifting your girlfriend with her grandmother's prized pearl ring was more than just a thoughtful birthday sentiment!
And according to Kristen Stewart, the astonishingly thoughtful and romantic present from her boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, means a whole lot more…and now, wedding bells may be on the horizon for the Twilight couple!
The 23-year-old starlet was reportedly overheard at Coachella weeks ago telling her friends that her birthday present was a "commitment ring," and that she seemed certain that she and Rob would be getting married!
Furthermore, sources close to her claim that
Aww, this is almost too easy! Almost!!
There is low-lying fruit, there is fruit actually sitting on the ground, and then wayyyy below that, there are these poor Coachella hipsters sooo desperately hellbent on looking cool that they'd agree to anything if they thought it helped their chances!
Here comes Jimmy Kimmel, calling shenanigans on their poseur ways!
Ch-ch-check out his devious camera crew asking Coachella concert attendees about "bands so obscure they don't even exist" in the HIGHlarious clip (above)!
Ha! It's like stealing candy from a baby!
And then ridiculing the baby on national TV!
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Marissa Cooper Mischa Barton will NOT be walking down the aisle in a pretty white dress anytime soon!
While the former OC star was spotted at Coachella this past weekend sporting a ring suspiciously on her ring finger, that doesn't mean she is engaged to beau Sebastian Knapp!
Mischa's rep confirmed:

If there weren't enough drugs floating around at Coachella Valley already, the stoner holiday of "4/20" brought out extra this year!!
Indio Police arrested quite a few high-flying hipsters these past two weekends, and yesterday a couple misplaced their duds!
One bare-naked concertgoer arrested during The xx's set on Saturday (above) was actually kind of seXXy himself!
He reminds us of Orlando Bloom's character from Pirates, LOLz!!
We're glad you're comfortable in your own skin guy, but next time put a sock over it!!
Police say the crowd was fairly calm for the most part.
The department spokesperson admitted

Vanessa Hudgens was a bohemian barefoot babe at Coachella for the second weekend in a row!!
The Spring Breakers hottie was spotted with her boyfriend, Austin Butler, dancing and having a FANtastic time!
The couple looked ADORBS together, don’t you think!?!? Austin clearly tried to remain very very serious whilst taking everything in, and Vanessa hid her hangover smiles with a lace-embellished fan.
Austin may have not gotten the bohemian memo, but we do like that he chose to reveal his sculpted man-muscles in a tank that closely matched his girl's.
Loves it!!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

It looks like 2 Chainz takes 4/20 VERY seriously!
As if the stoners in Indio really needed another reason to light up, the second weekend of Coachella fell on the pot-head holiday and the rapper was NOT messing around! "____________!" said 2 Chainz as he busted out one of the biggest blunts we've ever seen!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Who wears that many layers in a desert!?!
We have to assume that's the reason Mischa Barton and boyfriend Sebastian Knapp look so tired and worn out!
The two survived weekend two of Coachella 2013, but they looked absolutely miserable!
Of course, we're not sure we've ever seen these two look happy together.
So maybe it's just their thing!
Still, those are WAY too many layers to wear under the scorching sun.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]