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Cristiano Ronaldo's Ballsy Hometown Statue Stands At Half-Mast!

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This sculptor clearly knows what he or she was doing!

Cristiano Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal in Madeira, Portugal decided to pay tribute to the Adonis-like soccer player with a statue over the weekend.

And we're going to go ahead and assume it is 100% anatomically correct. Or maybe even 110% since this statue seems to be going the extra mile inch!

[ Photos: Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie ]

We're not exactly sure what they were thinking when they carved out his bronzed balls, but we're not complaining either!

So, if you fetishize sculptures, then feel free to add this one to the spank bank!

[Image via Cristina Ferreira/Facebook.]

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The Best & BIGGEST Bulges Ever! See Which Hollywood Hunks Are Popping Out Of Their Pants!

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We have a confession to make…

We’re sort of obsessed with celebrity dongs.

There. We said it!

But can you blame us?! Mah gawd, just look at some of these trouser snakes that even a thick layer of fabric can barely contain!

Zac Efron should be REQUIRED to wear sweatpants at all times!

Ryan Gosling’s package is so good, it hurts!

And Tom Daley’s Speedo sausage is what heaven looks like.

Do your eyes a favor and ch-ch-check out all of these massive man meats for yourself!

And don’t worry. We saved the finest meat for last.


CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, The Best & Biggest Bulges Ever!

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Kim Kardashian Bans Questions About Clothing Removal!

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And we're not sure what else there is to cover!

Ever since new photos of her Playboy shoot have been resurrected, Kim Kardashian is getting sensitive about anything that might make her look slutty.

The reality star has banned the press from asking questions about Cristiano Ronaldo, her sex tape and Playboy.

If we nix all three, she's quite the snoozefest!

[Image via WENN.]

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Cristiano And Lady Friend Cozy Up At The Game!

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She's hawt, but not as pretty as us!

It seems Cristiano Rinaldo was cheating on us with Russian model Irina Shayk at the USA vs. Spain basketball game in Madrid on Sunday.

They seem happy! Lucky bitch.

[Image via WENN.]

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Is Cristiano Ronaldo's Baby Momma English?

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That's what his ex-girlfriend Nereida Gallardo is claiming.

Gallardo told Spanish television that she was contacted by Cristiano Ronaldo's baby momma through Facebook before he had announced the baby's existence.

The baby momma's identity has yet to be revealed, but she is rumored to be a 19-year-old student and waitress from London who now lives in the United States.

Very inneresting.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Cristiano Ronaldo Is Set To Gain 10 Million Fans Via Facebook!

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We've ALWAYS known he was seksi, but we're thrilled to see that so many others have also taken such a liking to him!

Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to hit 10 million fans on Facebook at some point today, which will make him the first non-US personality to achieve that kind of success on the social networking site!

Other non-US stars that aren't at 10 million but getting close to that number of fans on the book of face include Dr. House from the series House and Justin Bieber!

Other pages with over 10 million fans include Lady GaGa, and a Facebook version of Texas Hold Em that apparently has 22 million likes!

Holy shiz! Lady GaGa, Texas Hold Em, and Cristiano Ronaldo? Odd combination! LOLs!

According to Daniel Dearlove, who operates a website called famecount.com:

"Cristiano Ronaldo's extraordinary popularity across Facebook shows the extent to which the network has reached out beyond it's US origins. International stars are seeing their profile across Facebook rise as its userbase extends around the world."

All very inneresting! Maybe we can hit the 10 million mark, too!

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