
Twist!
Over the weekend, Cristiano Ronaldo announced via his Facebook that he had become a father. He offered no other explanation or indication of who the mother might be of his first child. His girlfriend, underwear model Irina Shayk, made a similar announcement on her own Facebook page, though she is not the mother.
So who the hell is???
Well, sources are claiming that Crissy allegedly paid a woman to have his child!
A Portuguese newspaper alleges that Crissy took the Ricky Martin route to fatherhood, conceiving his son with a surrogate at the end of last summer.
While no one from Camp Crissy will confirm the rumor, his sister, Katia Aveiro, is quick to tell sources how "very happy" her brother is about becoming a father!
We're skeptical on this one, but it sure opens up A LOT of questions if it's true!
[Image via WENN.]

He done gone and got some ho knocked up!
Cristiano Ronaldo has just revealed that he is the father to a new baby boy. And that he's gonna raise the child by himself! And as for the mom, that's none of your business!
The soccer stud says:
"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respe…ct my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are."
Oh, child!
Sounds like some drama went down there!
Who da babymomma????
[Image via WENN.]
It was a tough loss for Portugal yesterday against Spain in the World Cup.
We felt really bad for Cristiano Ronaldo, until we saw what a bad sport he was!
Watch as he SPITS at the cameraman right after he lost! (above)
Gross! Next time, try swallowing!

Did you find what you were looking for there, Crissy?!
Cristiano Ronaldo stopped to readjust yesterday as he and his team were practicing for their big match in the World Cup.
Might want to concentrate on some OTHER balls if you want to win your upcoming match!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]

And that's always a good thing!
During the World Cup game against Brazil, Portugal's finest Cristiano Ronaldo removed his jersey to give us all a peek at the goods.
Yum!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Watch Cristiano Ronaldo score an incredible goal (off his back!) against North Korea in the World Cup on Monday.
We could watch this all day!
Cristiano Ronaldo has officially invaded the internet with a new Facebook,Twitter and YouTube page.
Check out Crissy making the announcement above!
(He's less sexy when he talks, huh?)

Glad to have his seksi support!
With the World Cup right on his heels, Cristiano Ronaldo is being interviewed left and right, being asked every question imaginable. We could care less about what he has to say about soccer, but when he was asked how he felt about Portugal legalizing same-sex marriage, our ears perked up.
When asked if he was following the developments, Ronnie replied:
"The Portuguese man that I am, I try to keep informed about what is happening in my country. I know the law was passed and the comment it deserves is that we must respect the choices made by anyone, because, after all, all citizens should have the exact same rights and responsibilities."
Beautifully said! What a gorgeous man you continue to be! You can consider us rooting for whatever team he is playing for at the World Cup. (Unless, David Beckham is playing. Then, we'd need to flip a coin!)
[Image via WENN.]
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