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Eminem Hits Nick & Mariah Hard - Drops Massive Diss Track!

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Damn!

He went there. He really went there!

Eminem has just released a track called The Warning, completely eviscerating Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon.

He claims to have naked pictures of Mimi, which he threatens to release, and he calls Nick the F word, amongst other things.

He's dropping bombs!

Listen to the song and read the lyrics (below).

The Warning by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place, is cause you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back homey, relax, in fact grab a six pack
Kick back while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if I had something on you I woulda did it by now
Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and that goes for you Nick too, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we were dry humping. It’s gotta count for something
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued
I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at the amounts of all the wine
Like I fucking sit around and think about you all the time
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme
But fuck it now I’m about to draw the line
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb
I can describe areas of your house you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blow below the ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cause every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady ….. I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Yes and what I'll do is refresh your memory when you said "I want you"
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, B)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying "cut the tape, cut the tape". Knife!)

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New Feminem

Check out Em's just-released video, in full, for Beautiful, above.

Thoughts????

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Mariah Carey Outdoes Herself

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We can't decide if this is the funniest thing we've ever seen, or the weirdest!

Here's Mariah Carey, dressed up like Eminem!!!

Mimaloo donned the getup while filming her new music video, Obsessed, Monday in NYC.

We bet Em is feeling kind of jealous!

[ Image via MariahCarey.com. ]

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Eminem Schools Kimmel

In case you missed it….

Fem taught the late night host how to rap on his show yesterday!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

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Feminem Breaks Silence On Bruno Stunt

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Of course the whole Eminem/Bruno MTV Movie Awards stunt was staged, but Eminem confirms it in an interview with Rap Radar, saying, "Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I'm a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag," adding, "I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it. It had so many people going "nuts" so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it."

Fem also denies that his laptop was stolen from his hotel room recently, but he does say that a watch was taken.

The rapper still isn't talking about what the fuck happened to his face.

Surgery?????

[Image via rap Radar.]

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Robbed! Fem's Week Of Fail

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Eminem's been robbed!

While Fem was busy gettin' teabagged by Sacha Baron Cohen on Sunday night, a thief (or two) snuck into his Los Angeles hotel room and stole a bunch of shit.

Included in the items taken: a diamond necklace worth $60,000 and his laptop!

Any naked pics on there??????

[Image via WENN.]

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Movie Awards Writer Confirms Eminem Vs. Bruno Was SCRIPTED!

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And in the least surprising news of the day…

The ass-to-mouth incident between Feminem and Sacha Baron Cohen's character Bruno at Sunday night's MTV Movie Awards was all for show.

Told you so!

"Yes, the Eminem-Bruno incident was staged. They rehearsed it at dress [rehearsal] and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show," head writer Scott Aukerman confirmed on his blog.

Anyone remember a lil' movie by the name of 8 Mile??

Fem can act!

Industry insiders who attended the awards had qualms about the 'authenticity' of Sunday night's teabagging: "There's no way it was an accident… You don't let two stars collide without a detailed plan," explained an onlooker.

Exactly!

And as far as Fem storming out after being ambushed by Bruno - most of the big names at Sunday's awards bailed after they finished presenting/accepting/performing!

"Most of the big celebs came, did their thing and left," the source revealed.

We only wish the aerial-69ing had been real!

[Image via WENN.]

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Eminem Was MTV's Second Choice For Bruno Teabagging!

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Sacha Baron Cohen practically 69'd Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night!

The rehearsed stunt went down when Cohen's character, Bruno, lost control while flying over the audience while hooked to a wire and landed with his butt conveniently in Feminem's face.

That then caused the "hardcore" rapper to walk out. Though insiders reveal that producer Mark Burnett had cleared the prank with Eminem beforehand.

CLICK HERE to watch the hilarity go down!

But now we're learning that Eminem wasn't even MTV's first choice for the pre-panned skit. In fact, turns out Paris Hilton was the first choice!

But the hotel heiress declined to participate, reports Life & Style.

The insider reveals that "Paris is quite happy she turned down the offer."

No word yet on Eminem's reaction, though we're sure he'll try to include Bruno in one of his shiteous songs!

[Image via WENN.]

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And The Winners Are…

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The MTV Awards, hosted by Andy Samberg, proved to be exactly what everyone thought it would be: a lack-luster, semi-comedic, Twilight dominated 2 hours of television.

In other words, it was eh.

Of course, it was rather enjoyable watching Eminem get his face bombarded with another dude's junk, Kristen Stewart dropping her award like a drunken fool, and Zacquicha just looking delish - even though he sat next to Whatsherface.

As expected, the big winner of the night was Twilight and it's leading man Rob Pattinson, who received four out of the five awards the film snatched up. (He probably should have just taken Kristen's too, since the bitch couldn't even hold the damn thing.)

CLICK HERE to check out the full list of winners.

[Image via WENN.]

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