This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Hey there Seth Meyers! Congrats on your debut as a late night host!
While gracing the show with her presence as the first guest on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler talked about the eternal prank war with George Clooney that started when Tina Fey joked at the Golden Globes that he'd rather float away in space than spend another minute with a woman his own age.
George even used the Amy Poehler-christened "garbage man" Matt Damon to get back at the pair, but Amy addressed George last night into the camera:
"I want to say something to George Clooney that no woman has ever said to him, which is 'George, please stop.'"
A woman denying George Clooney! Gasp! Call Guinness World Records, because this is truly a precedent!
Ch-ch-check out his HIGHlarious first interview (above)!!!
Or maybe the Gravity actor is just tired of talking about some silly old news!
Georgie gloated last November when he revealed he beat the Wolf of Wall Street actor and his crew of trash-talking buddies in a game of basketball, but now his camp is saying that feud isn't what it seemed!
Stan Rosenfield, George's longtime rep, was recently asked about their supposed hostile relationship to which he replied:
Jimmy Kimmel always gives the hardest time to the biggest stars, and the newest installment of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets is no exception!
In fact, this time he really brings out the big guns! George Clooney, Jon Hamm, Cate Blanchett, Tom Hanks, Benedict Cumberbatch, and even Jimmy's ex Sarah Silverman get major dealt some major Twitter shade!
Ch-ch-check out the worst of the worst being tweeted about the best and the brightest …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
George Clooney was premiering his new movie The Monuments Men in New York on Tuesday night. But before the film began, he wanted to first have the audience take a moment to remember Philip Seymour Hoffman.
George co-starred and directed Philip in their 2011 film The Ides of March. George told the audience that he could not start the night before addressing the tragic loss of the Oscar-winning actor.
We thought that was more of a Taylor Swift thing?!!?
LOLz!! We kiiiiid!!
And who did he turn to, none other than Matt Damon!
Except the 43-year-old dad didn't know he was helping George prank the women!
Apparently, George sent Tina & Amy a letter pretending to be an offended Matt that said:
If you thought potentially bi-curious George was in it for the money, honey, you had better think again!
In the new issue of Variety, cover boy George Clooney made a super shocking financial disclosure. Apparently he and his Monuments Men co-stars took SEVERE pay cuts to ensure the film could get produced with a somewhat modest budget.
Does the eternal bachelor have a long lost daughter that no one knows about?!?!?
LOLz!! We kiiiiid, we kid!!
George Clooney was spotted out and about in New York City with an adorable little girl who accompanied him everywhere that day, from The Late Show with David Letterman to his premiere of The Monuments Men (below)…but why?!
Well, the lucky little lady was the winner of a contest where for just $10 you could win an entire day with George!
UM, how did WE miss this contest?! LOLz!
The lucky little lady, who also brought along her mother, got the experience of a lifetime being treated to the VIP Clooney lifestyle!
Basically another day in the life of the Cloonster!
We hope she enjoyed her day AND got lots of pictures to remember it always!
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]