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Most people don't know this, but Taylor Swift and Dave Coulier practically dated each other!

We have nearly concrete proof that Swifty dated a guy who dated a girl who dated a guy who dated a girl who blah, blah, blah dated Full House's Joey Gladstone!!

Sure, it's possible they never met, but that's not the point!

Remember those old STD commercials? When you have sex with someone, you're not just sleeping with them… you're sleeping with everyone they ever slept with!

Yikes!! In that case, according to the Transitive Property of Equality, T-Swizzle's vaginal cavity had more Hollywood visitors this year than the La Brea Tar Pits!

See, it all started when she dated Jake Gyllenhaal… LOLz!!

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

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Hooray for double-oh-seven!!

Daniel Craig won the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Actor in an Action Movie, and we couldn't be any happier!

Actually, we could be happier! Perhaps if Danny boy were forced to accept this distinguished honor while sitting on our lap and receiving a complimentary horsey ride! HA!

Daniel's super-duper seXXXy performance as James Bond in Skyfall eclipsed a few other gorgeous hunks nominated in the same category, including Christian Bale from The Dark Knight Rises, Robert Downey Jr. in The Avengers, Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Looper, and the delectable Jake Gyllenhaal in End of Watch!

Congratulations, Mzr. Craig!! You are a most deserving recipient!

We're sad you couldn't attend the presentation, but we're confident it's because Rachel Weisz wouldn't let you out of the bedroom long enough! LOLz!!

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At least little Suri will always have Tom Cruise.

But mama Katie Holmes is remaining on her own for now as she is not actually making kissy faces with Jake Gyllenhaal.

The two were recently rumored to be meeting up for secret dinners at his place, the kind Suri wouldn't be allowed to attend.

Unfortunately, Kake Jatie Gyllenholmes will not exist as her rep has commented the rumors are “not at all true.”

Boo!

We were psyched for Katie to bounce back from her divorce and cancelled Broadway show with a hottie like Jake.

Probably much more psyched than his rumored girlfriend!

At least someone is happy with the denial.

But we're still totes Team Gyllenholmes!

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Her play may be dead, but the fiery passion of lurrrrvvvee is apparently burning hot hot hot in Katie Holmes' nether regions heart…

For Jake Gyllenhaal?!

Apparently little Pacey Witter AKA Joshua Jackson has played match-maker between the two actors, and recently the pair have been enjoying quite a few dinner dates in NYC!

One insider shares:

Taylor Swift is talking shiz about her ex… and it's NOT in a song!!

In a recent interview, America's sweetheart opened up about one ex in particular — the guy who inspired her heartbreaking song, The Last Time — Jake Gyllenhaal.

Alright, Alright! She doesn't "say his name" right out, BUT Swifty hints at Jake, saying:

"Some combinations of people are toxic, you know? You have to find the right one that isn’t just going to explode into fiery ash and destruction.”

Hmmm… that sounds a LOT like the relationship she told NPR inspired her to write The Last Time.

During the radio interview, Taylor dished

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