Archive for the 'Jeremy Renner' Category

The star of We Bought a Zoo isn't buying into the notion of starring in a fourth Bourne film!

Matt Damon finally sat down and watched Jeremy Renner's newish Bourne Legacy, and we were surprised by his reaction!

Did it compel him to enlist in filming another round of international espionage and incomprehensibly-edited fight sequences?!

Not exactly!

The Good Will Hunting star admitted:

Jeremy Renner may be uncertain about the future of his Avengers character in upcoming Marvel flicks, but last night during his hosting stint on Saturday Night Live, he got to the opportunity to resurrect Hawkeye…with HIGHlarious results!

Ch-ch-check out the sketch comedy show's take on the super-friends blockbuster (above)!

Oh MAN!

Not only are we excited to see the actor showing off his SEKSI guns in that HAWT leather get-up once again, we're glad to see there were others who were equally as initerested in what would happen if he ran out of arrows!

Seriously! It's not like they come in ENDLESS supply!

LOLz!

But while it was mainly Jeremy's night, we also think it's important to give some props to New Jersey governor Chris Christie, who made a surprisingly LOLz-worth appearance during Weekend Update, which you can watch…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Oh, Hawkeye — how we long for you to play "just the tip" in our Hurt Locker!

Jeremy Renner and his delectable triceps are hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest Maroon 5 this weekend, and we are PUMPED!

Ch-ch-check out NBC's HIGHlarious promos for this weekend's episode (above)!

Jer-Bear and Adam Levine together on the same stage?!

Ahhh, what we wouldn't give to be the tasty meat filling in that Wonder Bread sammy!

Yumz!!

Do you like movies with absurd premises that are just sooooo out there that they start to sound really good? Do you like violence? Fairy tales?

DO YOU LIKE JEREMY RENNER??

Of course you do, and we're probably talking to nobody right now because everyone has already hit play (above) on the brand new, very red-band trailer for Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters!

For those of you who haven't — why not? It looks fab, and Gemma Arterton is all kinds of fierce and gorgeous!

Too bad it doesn't open until January 25th… we could use a little more Renner in our lives!

Ha!

Good lord!

Is there any action hero Jeremy Renner CANNOT play?!

The actor has shown off his skills in Mission: Impossible and Bourne franchises, appeared as Hawkeye in The Avengers, and now, will apparently slay witches alongside Gemma Arterton in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters!

Ch-ch-check out the pair in the Tommy Wirkola-directed re-interpertration of the classic Grimm fable, which will showcase just what exactly happened to the kids who escaped near-death after walking into the WRONG gingerbread house (above)!

Well…at least it looks LESS ridiculous than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter!

Even if by just a LITTLE! LOLz!

But hey! So long as Jeremy Renner is looking HAWT and kicking ass, we will happily watch!

How about U?? Will U be seeing Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters when it's released in early 2013?

R-Patz, Whitney Houston, and a testorone-fueled explosion-fest?!

Yeah, there was no way The Dark Knight Rises could face off against ALL of them…at least in the box office!

That's right, Batman has finally been knocked out of the top five highest-grossing movies domestically this weekend, as The Expendables 2 dominated the competition by landing itself in the number one spot by raking in $28.8 million!

Meanwhile, Jeremy Renner's Bourne Legacy held steady at number two, making $17 million, and of course, Whitney Houston's final performance in Sparkle came in fifth with $12!

And despite it only playing in three theaters, Robert Pattinson's limited release of Cosmopolis managed to pull in $72,000…which gave it the weekend's biggest per-screen average!

Ah-MAZING! And so well-deserved!

Ch-ch-check out the full box office top ten this weekend…AFTER THE JUMP!

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Anderson Cooper Finding Comfort With Andy Cohen in Croatia?! [CLICK HERE]

Kristen Stewart Accepts The End Of Robert Pattinson Relationship!! [CLICK HERE]

Miley Cyrus Runs For Cover With Liam Hemsworth & Her Lack Of Locks! [CLICK HERE]

Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy Teem With Love In Tennessee [CLICK HERE]

Rashida Jones Wants John Travolta To 'Come Out' Already! [CLICK HERE]

Jeremy Renner Thinks The Kardashians Are 'Stupid, Stupid People' [CLICK HERE]

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Date In Denmark! [CLICK HERE]

Taylor Swift Releases Super Cute Lyrics Video For We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together! [CLICK HERE]

[Images via Ramey Pix & Mavrix Online.]