There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Jessica Biel was spotted walking her dogs in one of the most American pictures we've ever seen!!
This picture is so amazeballs we don't even know where to start.
If there is a more American photo out there, we dare you to find it.
What's more American than a beautiful woman, who's also an A-list celebrity, walking two big, scary doggies, blasting some tunes through her earbuds, with American flags waving in the background?
We're gonna go ahead and guess nothing, absolutely nothing! LOLz!
We wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if Jessica was blasting something like Born In The USA!
She's gone from badass dog walker to true patriot!
Lookin' great, Jess!! Keep on walkin'!
USA! USA! USA!
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Morris the cat isn't just your average kitty cat!
He has political aspirations!
Morris is running for mayor of Veracruz's state capital, Xalapa.
We're not 100% sure if this cat TRULY has a future in politics, but it's sure got a lot of supporters! Over 48,000 likes on its Facebook page!
The platform he's running on is
Jessica Biel LOVES walking her doggies!
Jessica loves to look good, usually in a jacket and dark shades, often with earbuds and, oh yeah, with her super intimidating, super cute doggies by her side(s)!!
We bet they're total sweethearts, but she must feel so badass, walking around with her two big beasts!
Dark shades, cool tunes in her ears (probably something like Who Let The Dogs Out, though more likely Dog Days Are Over) and big, beastly doggy dogz… she is one cool chica!
Lookin' good there, Jess!!
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Jessica Biel is not only talented and beautiful, she's in crazy good shape too!
And it's a good thing, because she was spotted walking her two big doggies in Tribeca yesterday.
She had her big boxer and pit bull with her and she looked pretty badass.
We bet no one messes with her when she's walking her big scary dogs.
Not that she couldn't hold her own anyway.
We bet the paps kept their distance, using some big zoom lenses in case Jessica decided to unleash her pups!
We bet they're sweethearts, but they totally match Jessica's intense way of walking.
Don't mess with the Biel!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Jessica Biel was spotted in NYC on a dog walk with a friend in Soho yesterday.
Now, we know pit bulls get a bad rap and all…
But her dog is kinda scary!
He's just so buff looking!!
Like he could jump up and bite our face off at any moment.
Good thing Jessica is pretty buff too!
She can def handle her pup who we're sure is actually a real sweetheart.
Check out some more pics (below) of the buff couple!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]