All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Mother Nature, you naughty thing, you!!
But no matter how hard she tried to keep her cute black and white skirt down, the darn wind just kept blowing it up!!
Thankfully, the 22-year-old WAS wearing panties (albeit flesh-colored ones) that helped protect her modesty. And Kate apparently thought the whole situation was HIGHlarious — as you can see, she couldn't stop laughing!
What a good sport.
Check out the uncensored pics of her wardrobe malfunctions (below)!
Okay, so the winter holidays are still pretty far off, but here's a shot of Kate Upton from the Bobbi Brown Holiday Collection campaign to get you in the mood anyhow!
With her smokey eyes and red lips, the supermodel showcases the perfect party look for the end-of-the-year soirees! Especially dressed in that bronze gown!
Luckily, the look is easy to achieve with the Bobbi Brown black scotch gel eyeliner and bordeaux lipstick!
Finding a way to also get Kate's perfect bone structure and curvy body might prove more difficult, however.
Check out more BTS shots in the gallery (above)!
[Image via Bobbi Brown]
Kate Upton don't give a sh*t!!
We haven't really seen her much since then, but she finally popped up again in New York on Wednesday!
The model was seen walking around SoHo in skinny black pants with black boots, which were meh, but then her tattered black shirt REALLY threw the outfit off.
While we're not a fan of the look, we fully support the 22-year-old showing off her bra whenever she likes.
We're sure no one minded!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
You know how you make everyone forget a nude photo scandal? By looking like one of the classiest women alive!
Her Casadei and Bulgari accessories were equally as chic, adding some sparkle, but not too much!
Kohl-rimmed eyes and flawlessly glam hair finished off her look.
Wait, Kate had a nude photo scandal?! That totally slipped our minds because we’re so obsessed with this look! Clearly her trick worked! LOLz!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Her attorney, Lawrence Shire, released a statement on Kate's clear invasion of privacy after private, nude photos of her from her phone went public, sharing:
Who wouldn't wanna snuggle up in bed with a stiletto pump?
Nothing could be more comforting!
At least that's what the peeps at Sam Edelman would have us believe with this ad featuring Kate Upton sharing a bed with a burgundy suede shoe.
It's her third season as the face of the brand! And, obviously, it was also necessary that she be topless!
Edelman himself said:
Kate Upton will pretty much always win a wet T-shirt contest!
But the world got to watch her prove it yesterday, when she posted an Instagram video of herself partaking in the ALS ice bucket challenge alongside her boyfriend Justin Verlander.
Let your imaginations run wild, ladies and gentlemen!
Watch Kate and Justin's full, soaking wet vid …AFTER THE JUMP!!!