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Kate Upton has big boobs that are more often than not housed in tiny clothing.
Look at almost any of her bikini photos and you'll see that the tops are little more than tiny scraps of cloth doing their utmost to hold onto Kate's chest for dear life!
But it's not just bikini tops that have a difficult time — even actual clothes with far more structural integrity find it hard to contain the supermodel's assets!
So in honor of her 23rd birthday TODAY, let's check out several instances of the struggle being real for Kate's clothing, shall we?
Doesn't Kate Upton's life just seem like the best?
The buxom blonde has easily conquered the modeling world, even snagging a coveted American Vogue cover, and now it appears that her acting career is in full swing!
The almost 23-year-old (her birthday is June 10!) was seen looking very happy while filming scenes for her new film The Layover in St. Louis, Missouri on Wednesday alongside Matt Barr and Alexandra Daddario.
Dressed in torn jeans and black tank, with a colorful scarf tied around her head, the supermodel looked rosy-cheeked and fresh-faced.
Because obviously she realizes how wonderful her life is, too!
P.S. Isn't it a little weird to not see her in a bikini?
[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]
We know you missed her!
There was a time when a new bikini photo of Kate Upton would pop up every few days, but it's been a long time since she's been bouncing around in a tiny bra top.
Sadly this photo shoot for Net-A-Porter's The Edit won't make up for that — her body stays mostly covered!
However, we will never truly be disappointed in new images of the bodacious blonde, especially when she looks as sophisticated as she does in this spread!
The supermodel also gets very candid about the uses of social media and the darker side of fame, and how she has personally learned to cope with it! Apparently, the key is to just ignore most of it.
Despite social media's role in launching her career, Kate is rather disillusioned with it now:
Woo! Girls night out!
Except only one of them actually looked appropriately dressed — and just as a hint, it wasn't the newly married actress!
Cameron bundled up in a plaid poncho, skinny jeans, and embroidered booties, while her The Other Woman co-star looked chic in a quilted black leather jacket, ripped jeans, and sexy stilettos.
So one out of two isn't bad, right?
[Image via WENN.]
What a beautiful trio!!
Kicking it off, the Thor actress chose to go in Dior, dressed in the Parisian fashion house's simple white gown. But she wore it beautifully, especially paired with the sleek updo, envy-inducing emerald earrings, and silver clutch!
Rashida, on the other hand, brought way more color with her floral tri-toned frock!
The plunging neckline and equally stunning emerald drop earrings looked flawless when put all together, too.
And Kate, well, she looked impeccable as always in her fabby black number, loose waves, and Salvatore Ferragamo clutch! Yay!
[Image via WENN.]
Nothing like a bouncing set of boobies to help people stay focused on their TV sets during Super Bowl weekend, ha!!
In it, Kate plays warrior princess while her massive mammaries are practically squished right out of her glistening armor.
Amazing, right??? Watch (above)!
And now she's got another one!!
The supermodel was chosen to be one of five cover stars for the mag's first ever Comic Relief issue for March, also starring Keira Knightley (who already covers the normal issue), Daisy Lowe, Pixie Geldof, and Abbey Clancy.
But of them all, Kate is the least covered up, dressed in denim shorts and a Diane Von Furstenberg tee created for Red Nose Day (March 13th). The shirt even features a mug of the designer herself!
So not only does Kate look amazing rockin' her cool tee, but it's for charity?? Even better!!
Plus, with every copy sold, the glossy will be making a donation to the UK charity, Comic Relief. Yay!
Now ch-ch-check out the rest of the celeb covers in the gallery (above)!
[Image via Elle UK.]