Sneaky sneaky!

Madonna and Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz attended the Kabbalah Center's Purim party at the Kabbalah Center in NYC last night and tried to pull a fast one on us!

Oh, Madge.

We're disappointed you didn't try a little harder!

The Material Girl grasped for her youth by dressing up as a 50-year-old version of her daughter, Lourdes, while Jesus tried to sneak out unnoticed disguised in Joker face paint on the arm of Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica.

Oh, but we see you!

Yes we do!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Madonna is reportedly teaming up with Christian Audigier to design a line of clothing with his Ed Hardy brand.

The range is said to include the familiar tattoo printed T-shirts and bodices covered in crystals.

Audigier is also currently working on the costumes for the upcoming Michael Jackson residency at the O2 Arena in London.

Madonna will lend her name to just about anything….if the price is right!

She must be getting paid lots and lots and lots for this Hardy collab.

We b jelly!

[Image via WENN.]

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Did they Photoshop our doggy into that pic????

A pooch - that eerily resembles international superstar Teddy Hilton - is featured alongside Alicia Keys in an homage to Michelle Obama and her daughters in the new issue of Glamour magazine.

The mag has a spread in their new issue which showcases young gals impersonating "American Icons," such as Lindsay Lohan doing Madonna.

She wishes!

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In that outfit, it wouldn't be hard to spot pre-teen Lourdes Leon in a crowd!

Madonna's oldest child showed off an 80's meets 90's grunge plaid meets geek chic ensemble on Tuesday.

Lourdes was enjoying a cold NY day out with her dad, Carlos Leon, and little brother David.

She definitely looks warm!

[Image via GSI Media.]

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This is just too cute!

Madonna's youngest son, David Banda, had to go to the dentist yesterday. And what better way to go get your teeth cleaned than by dressing up as Spiderman Iron Man?

Well, maybe not going at all. But, at at least he has dental insurance with Momma Madge!

The adorable tot was spotted in New York sporting an Iron Man costume and a top coat.

And after leaving the dentist, he was seen with a bag of goodies (new toothbrush we're guessing) and a big yellow balloon.

Guess those little things work. We've never seen a kid so happy after leaving the dentist!

Next time when he visits his doctor, wonder if he'll be wearing a Batman costume?

[Image via GSI Media.]

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Madonna is said to have received 100 copies of the Stephen King horror film It following reports that ex-husband Guy Ritchie refers to his ex-wife by the name "It."

In case you were wondering, she did indeed receive 50 copies of the book as well. You know the book is always better than the movie!

The books and DVDs were delivered to all of her multiple homes, leading Hey Madgesty to suspect that they come from someone familiar.

According to a source, Guy has taken to comparing his ex to the film's villain, Pennywise the clown, who kills children. "Even towards the end of their marriage, he [Guy] would call her 'It'. He told people, 'We can't make 'It' angry'. Or Guy would say, 'Oh, 'It' is in a bad mood today'. There is absolutely no love lost between them."

HIGHlarious!

[Madonna image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Madonna and her Brazilian model boyfriend, Jesus Luz, at NYC gay bar The Ritz on Monday night.

The homos went wild!

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Madonna dragged her 22 year old hunk of a boyfriend back to Kabbalah services at the Kabbalah Center in New York yesterday afternoon.

Attending Kabbalah services are truly the key into M's pants heart!

Brazilian model Jesus Luz accompanied the Queen of Pop to the Center with two of her children, David Banda and daughter Lourdes.

The couple that prays together….??????

[Image via WENN.]

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More reports of animosity between Madge and Guy!

Insiders have spilled to various outlets that Guy Ritchie refers to his ex-wife as "It."

Ha!

Madge is gonna throw a shIT fit!

Ritchie penned the nickname for his ex-wife towards the end of their marriage, informing others, "Oh, It's in a bad mood today," and "We can't make It angry!"

We wonder how the moniker came to be???

Her Madgesty's reps have responded to the nickname leak without hesitation. "It hasn't been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized," says Liz Rosenberg, M's longtime publicist.

Touché!

[Image via WENN.]

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