This is EVERYTHING we thought it would be and more!
Why? Uh, because it involves A LOT of her badonkadonk!
Really though, what do you expect when the song samples Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back!
Ch-ch-check out the A$$-tastic video (above)!!!
This doesn't surprise us!
Just ask Keith Urban, who had to listen to the ladies bicker every single day on the season 12 set.
Most of the time Keith was even seated in the middle of the ladies in order to keep the peace, but he's not blaming the ladies for the constant feuding.
Keith actually blames the network!!!
The country crooner explained:
What's in a number, anyway?!
So, the final numbers are in and Mariah Carey's Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse sold 58,000 copies in its first week, which put its debut behind Coldplay's Ghost Stories and Brantley Gilbert's Just As I Am.
That's right, it's only at number three right now. Welcome to bummer town, population: Mariah.
To put that in perspective, Mariah's last non-holiday themed album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel also debuted in the third slot — but with
This just might be the most HIGHlarious thing we've seen all day!
Well, while mingling with the
plebs fans, she met a VERY enthusiastic stan named Robert who admitted that he couldn't "let her go" so he RAN THROUGH TRAFFIC to continue talking to Mimi.
For like, a really long time! He was full on sprinting at one point!
And the best part is, Mariah got the whoooole thing on video!
Ch-ch-check out Robert confessing his love for her and SO MUCH MORE (above)!!!
Looks like this chanteuse's album chart sales might be a little more elusive than previously predicted!
According to current projections, it is guesstimated that by Sunday, Mariah Carey's 11th regular studio album Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse will have only sold roughly 55,000 copies in its first week, which will make it Mariah's lowest debut since Nielsen SoundScan started tracking music sales in 1991.
Her previous low was her last album in 2009, Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, which sold only 168,000 copies in the initial 7 days.
Well, here's hoping these next few days prove to be more lucrative for her!
What in the world?!?!?! LOLz, get it?
That's because the network quietly canceled the broadcast of the Monte Carlo-based award show and decided to show a Last Comic Standing rerun instead!!
Wait, what?! Why??? We were so looking forward to watching these performances!!! What the heck happened?
The WMA's official Twitter account simply cited "technical issues," saying:
Especially when it screws up everyone else's schedule!
The Emotions songstress was set to unveil her newest album, Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse before the World Music Awards on Tuesday evening in Monte Carlo at 5:30 p.m.
One senior producer revealed:
Oh Mariah Carey, what happened?!
Mimi was on the Today Show late last week and performed a couple of oldie but goodie songs for the telecast, and one audience member caught her lip sync flub during Always Be My Baby!
We all know the We Belong Together songstress is cuhrazy talented with that voice of hers, but maybe it just isn't what it used to be.
Especially following her winded performance of All I Want For Christmas this past December!
Exercise those vocal chords and you'll be back to normal in no time, Meems!
Ch-ch-check out her performance, starting at the 2:35 mark, (below)!!