That's right, according to a source, Joan may be more on the mend than we might think:
Martha Stewart News Archive
Scarlett Johansson is the first human being to use more than ten percent… of her heart!
OK, that's not true, but she is getting married in August!
The actress has just scored her THIRD Vogue cover for the August issue, which is quite impressive considering bigger names like Beyoncé only have two. And never mind ALL the award-winning actresses and singers who have ZERO Vogue covers!
But, still, she looks gorgeous in the rustic-themed cover and editorial, posing with cowboys on a ranch while dressed in decadent Chanel dresses and ponchos from the American Southwest-inspired pre-fall 2014 collection!
And, naturally, the 26-year-old discusses her upcoming lifestyle website, Preserve, saying:
Martha Stewart Wants A Boyfriend BAD! Get This Grandma’s List Of What She’s Looking For In A Man HERE!
Martha Stewart has needs, y’all! Certain…biological needs, if you catch our drift.
But as badly as this 72-year-old domestic diva needs to get laid, she just can’t find a suitable suitor!
She’s already tried Match.com. Nothin'
She’s shared her desire to find a significant other before. No luck.
Jeeze! What’s a grandma gotta do to find a piece of premium man a**?!?
Martha’s not giving up hope in finding Mr. Right though.
She recently revealed her list of things she’s looking for in a partner. Miz Stewart spilled:
Not sure about you, Perezcious readers, but when we were younger, snack time included fruit roll ups, a Hi-C and some Gushers.
But Matha Stewart’s grandchildren have far too sophisticated palates for food like that!
Instead, they’re dining on cacio e pepe pasta, mushrooms and caviar!
Who knew Martha Stewart was so HIGHlarious?!
The domestic goddess decided she wanted to be bombarded with questions from reddit, so she decided to hold an Ask Me Anything on the popular site.
After reading the whole thing, what we took away from it is that Martha is SUPER down to earth! And she was a model (below)!
But really, she's super down to earth and we're amazed!
She didn't shy away from those hard hitting sex questions, she actually answered an inquiry about prison, and revealed who she wishes she could hang out with more!
What were the hanky-panky tips Martha gave?
Martha Stewart Turned Down Dancing With The Stars? Find Out Which Other Celebs Said No To The Show HERE!
Yesterday morning, Dancing With The Stars revealed who will be competing for the Mirror Ball Trophy this upcoming season, and as usual the contestants were a nice mix of athletes, reality stars, and celebs you might find yourself asking "Where are they now?"
But the real question is, who turned down the show??
Such a stunning couple!!
For the cover, the supermodel embraces her man in the frothy ivory gown she wore for the ceremony, complete with a sweetheart neckline and open back.
The inside pages of the mag give a peek to their super sexy wedding, which means getting to pore over all of Chrissy’s dresses!
Her ivory dinner dress was clearly a standout, too, but her deep-red reception dress seems to have stolen the spotlight between the two and deservedly so! It was perfect for celebrating a magical night!
Ch-ch-check out a glimpse of all Chrissy's fabby dresses in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Martha Stewart Weddings.]