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Just because most fathers don't want their daughters to grow up to be strippers, doesn't mean it's a crappy profession!

In fact, we'd argue the opposite.. Mostly because we LOVE dangly schlongs and bouncy boobs, LOLz!!

And there's a reason why A-List actresses like Kristen Stewart & Natalie Portman both pretended to be pole-grinders in feature films, but neither ever played the part of a paleontologist, mail-carrier, or parking enforcement officers.

Channing Tatum even became one in real life!!!

Let's face it, exotic dancers are actually pretty damned intriguing titillating!!

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It's a celebrity crush many seem to share!

In a recent interview, the lovely lads of One Direction were asked which three peeps they'd invite to a very special dinner.

And Louis Tomlinson's answer might make his girlfriend a lil' jelly!!

His top choices were:

"I would have Natalie Portman because you need someone fit and maybe David Beckham, because I've always wanted to meet him. Lastly, my granddad Len … yeah."

Just an FYI — calling a lady 'fit' means they're attractive across the pond!

The news should cheer Natz up, now that her director AND co-star quit her latest movie! (Ugh, ya just can't get good work anywhere these days!)

But actually, something tells us her baby and hubby are doing the job juuuust fine! ;)

Still, we'd love to see that dinner date too! Especially with David… SHIRTLESS!

[Image via WENN.]

Aww! No Closer reunion!

Jude Law has officially dropped out of Jane Got A Gun!

So why won't the Side Effects star be rescuing Natalie Portman? Reportedly because of a change in the film's direction!

That is to say, in the film's director! We were shocked when we heard that Lynne Ramsay simply didn't show up on day one of filming.

She was subsequently replaced by Warrior's Gavin O'Connor, but it seems Jude was there to work with Ramsey.

The movie, which already lost Michael Fassbender due to scheduling conflict, is starting to look cursed!

[Image via Spiller/WENN.]

Liam Hemsworth may be facing all sorts of DRAMA concerning his romance with Miley Cyrus…

But his hunkier-than-thou brother Chris Hemsworth was looking 100% FINE while loading luggage into a car Monday (above)!

The dashing Australian headed to LAX before catching a flight for his Thor 2 reshoots with Natalie Portman and Anthony Hopkins…

And YES, we are VERY jealous that Mz. Portz gets to pretend to take a giant, sexy BITE out of that premium slice of Ancient God beefcake.

Although we suppose we should be even MORE jealous of his wife Elsa Pataky, as she gets to love-up Chris for REALZ! Like, all the time!

Well, except when she's too busy caring for their darling mini-goddess India!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Natalie Portman decided to skip the Oscars this year, where she won for Best Actress two years ago, and headed straight for the Vanity Fair party with her hubby Benjamin Millepied.

Wearing head-to-toe Dior, Natalie kept things on the more sophisticated side with an elegant flowing white floor-length gown that featured a black bow tied onto her shoulder.

She accessorized her look with Anna Hu jewels along with her horn-handled black Dior clutch.

It's simple but beautiful! She looks so chic and polished!

[Image via Brian To/WENN.]

The Oscars are a time for stars to shine…literally!

Over the years, some of our favorite celebs have really stepped up their game, wearing million dollar jewels that range from $1 million all the way to $20 million! All for one night of glamor!

Here's a list of some of our favorite and some of the most expensive and lavish Oscar jewelry!

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[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

Natalie Portman and Aleph had a whale of a time on Sunday!

The V For Vendetta star was spotted taking her fam to Santa Barbara to do some whale watching aboard the Condo Express!