A new Chinese government-mandated internet filter software deems pictures of Paris Hilton, Garfield, roast pork and Johnny Depp as harmful to your moral health!
Beijing ordered that all personal computers sold in China after July 1 must have the Green Dam software installed, which is designed to block pornographic and violent images.
How is roast pork violent or pornographic?!
Critics of the software fear that it will be used to extend censorship!
When the software is installed, it blocks harmless images such as the film poster for cartoon Garfield, dishes of flesh colored cooked pork and a close up of Johnny Depp's face.
Maybe they are scared that people will start feeling their cat Italian food, roast pork may satisfy the urge for human flesh and Johnny's face would get the ladies all riled up!
With the image filter off, searches with words like "nude" are blocked, but if you're on the hunt for adult websites you can find links to soft and hardcore porn.
Looks like someone need to go back to the drawing board!
Unfortunately, the software has been programmed to filter categories including "gay" and "illegal activities", which health activists fear will limit resources to sexual health and AIDS education.
Government critics worry the "illegal activities" section will cover political and social activities not approved by Beijing, which would further impede on the freedom of their citizens!
There was an announcement that Excitement at ITV2 would be producing a new reality television program that would shadow four famous Hollywood starlets, one of which would have been Scarlett Johansson.
We were rather stunned when we heard she agreed to do this, and then her agent cleared things up: "Scarlett would never participate in this sort of show. Scarlett is a very private person. It's a complete fabrication."
Too good to be true, we guess.
But which starletts are set to appear: Paris Hilton, Peaches Geldof, and Alexa Dixon.
Miz Paris Hilton committed the ultimate major fashion faux pas over the weekend!
No, no, no, she didn't wear denim on denim or mix and match plaids and stripes…
The innocently-oblivious heiress wore a bikini for a photo shoot while shooting My New BFF in Dubai!
"Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively," an insider dished to the media.
Cover it up, P!
Seriously!
Especially because "bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules." Even TV producers had banned her from wearing a bikini while in Dubai to respect the customs of the country's people.
Lauren Conrad was surprised to learn of Paris Hilton's recent breakup!
Almost as surprised as their ex-boyfriend in common, Doug Reinhardt!
Lauren revealed, "I thought they were a good match.
Then, L.C. shared some thoughts on Hilton's track record.
On Paris' "engagement" to Stavros Niarchos, Conrad stated, "She was going to marry a lot of people."
Meow!
The former Hills star continued that although she didn't feel Doug was in charge of the relationship, "he had fun. That's all that matters."
Lap dogs are never in charge!
"Doug's pretty awesome," says L.C. "[We] dated my senior year of high school - he moved back and then it was like, 'Oh, we'll pick up where we left off'… for a couple of weeks."
Look how that turned out!!!!
Next up for Doug?
We'll sure he'll find a less suspecting member of young Hollywood to glom onto date!
You may have read that Paris Hilton went crawling back into the arms of her douchebag ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, at 4 AM last night.
Well, don't believe it. That moment of weakness never happened, the heiress herself tells us.
In an exclusive statement, Paris reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com, "Obviously, someone is trying to spin something. I was in bed, by myself, last night by 2:30 AM. I had to wake up early today [Friday] to work and I'm going to be on Conan O'Brien's show this evening. I think it's really immature that people will make up stories like this."
And, by "people" she means Doug, we're sure.
We're told Paris had a going away party at her house Thursday night for friends and family, before she heads to Dubai to film a local version there of her BFF show.
"Doug was frantically calling and texting her," a Hilton insider tells us. "She didn't pick up the phone."
Several media sources tell us that Reinhardt has been contacting them personally, trying to plant stories about Hilton and their relationship.
Obviously somebody wants to extend his 15 seconds of fame, which already expired earlier this week!
Recently, Paris Hilton kicked boyfriend Doug Reinhardt to the curb. We couldn't be happier about the news, as we've mentioned, the guy is a DOUCHE.
How so? Read on!
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Paris caught the Hills celebutard hanging out with his homewrecking lovely ex, former Deal or no Deal model Kendhal Beal, at the Dark Room in West Hollywood last Tuesday. And damn, was she ever pissed!
Kendhal revealed to the mag: “Everyone was there having a great time, sitting at the bar, and I happen to be talking to Doug. Out of nowhere Paris comes and starts throwing lemons and limes at me. It was kind of crazy! ”
Yikes! What could that be all about? Jealousy perhaps?
Kendhal says “definitely", but we're not buying it. We opt for the more believable speculation that Paris had enough of Douche's pathetic need for publicity. No one is more in the public eye than Paris and attaching himself as a fame parasite was getting old for her.
Spotted: newly singleParis Hilton flirting with Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, Wednesday night at MyHouse nightclub in Los Angeles and then taking him back to her sister Nicky's house.
Hey remember how we told you yesterday that Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt?
Well, apparently, no one told Doug! At least not right away!
When contacted yesterday for a comment on the breakup, Douche Reinhardt denied the entire thing, stating: "No, that's not true. Everything is OK between us."
Not so OK anymore, huh Dougie?
To grieve, one report spotted Douche with his Hills boys Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado having dinner at Nobu last night.
Yes, sushi does seem to be able to dull the pain when you've lost your celebrity fame-ticket!
