That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Is the casual hook up status not floating someone's boat??
And perhaps that's why she was rockin' some serious leggage this weekend while at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel because she might want to get R-Patz's eyes wandering back over her bod.
Even though her legs are looking fierce, Riley's looking like she's got a case of the sadsies! Considering she hasn't been spotted getting bit by her Twilight vampire, we have a suspicion about why she'd be so down in the dumps.
Srsly, though, cheer up girl! We're sure there are other guys out there ready to fall in love and with far less Bella baggage!
Ch-ch-check out more gorge pics of Riley (below)!
[Image via ROLO/AKM-GSI.]
Someone's looking a little womp womp these days!
Robert Pattinson was snapped crusin' in Hollywood on Sunday, and seemed totes down in the dumps!
The Twilight beb flew solo and looked more frowny faced than we've seen him since… since… well, since Breaking Dawn: Part I, where he was all like, "Wah! My wife is being killed from the inside out by my demon seed."
That really should've been a line in the movie. LOLz!
Wonder why R-Patz is feeling the gloom?!
Keep your head up Robby!
Things will be just fine!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
The Elvis offspring was spotted on Thursday night leaving the Joan Jett show at the House of Blues in West Hollywood.
Hold the phone AND the answering machine!!!
Joan Jett was who Kristen Stewart played in her and Riley's 2010 movie together, The Runaways!
Hey, a girl can do what she wants to do and that's what Riley's gonna do!
We just think it's quite a coincidence that she would end up at this concert! What if KStew were there too?!?
Riley is hardly hating herself for loving Rob either. She and her FWB don't give a damn ’bout what others have to say ’bout their NSA relationship!
Rock out girl! Just don't break our boy R-Patz's heart!!!
Robert Pattinson is a red-blooded boy with certain "biological" needs.
We get that…
As much as we'd rather see him settle down and fall in love with someone special again, after getting his heart handed to him by Kristen Stewart, Rob is much more innerested in keeping his strings unattached for now.
Which is why he and rebound Riley Keough are just "hooking up and having fun", according to someone close to the two.
Since his official OFFICIAL breakup from KStew, girls have been throwing themselves at RPatz nonstop! But how he met Riley is a bit of a shocker!
No, it wasn't Kristen who introduced her ex to her frenemy, it was
But where’s her boyfy?!
Riley Keough was spotted walking out of a popular Hollywood spot Thursday night, looking totes casual in some sweats.
[Image via David Tonnessen/Pacific Coast News.]
And, now, the fashion house has released another photo of R-Patz doing what he does best: brooding. However, this time, he's wearing a sharp trench coat and leaning against some sort of building foundation.
We can only imagine! And maybe we'll never know!
What we do know is we want Dior to release the campaign ASAP, but until they do, check out a teaser AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The Toronto set of R-Patz' latest flick, Maps To The Stars, has given his the time and distance to realize that he and Riley will only EVER be f**k buddies.
A source dished: