This was quite literally a dick move…
Kate Beckinsale may be the embodiment of classic Hollywood glamour-meets-British high society, but that doesn't mean she's incapable of being lowbrow.
In fact, the Underworld: Blood Wars star stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers on Wednesday where she shared a very PG-13 story involving her 17-year-old daughter… and some peen!
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Apparently, Kate is slightly obsessed with penises — so much so that she regularly rearranges fruit bowls to resemble male genitalia!
Unfortunately for Lily Beckinsale, however, that penchant for peckers failed to impress her professors when her momma accidentally doodled one on her homework!!
Telling a penis story is a ballsy move, Kate… but it sure paid off!
Ch-ch-check out Kate Beckinsale's phallic fascination in her own words (below)!!!