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A Perezlicisous reader sent us this inside look of in the inner workings of your favorite gudios at their favorite stomping ground, Karma.

The boys seem a little lax on their game, but get a load of Snooki! Bitch has her lady bits dangerously close to this stranger's pickle!!!

Who's the gorilla, BB?! Did you take him home for a smoosh?! Nice!

Can we fast forward through the rest of this season of Jersey Shore and get to this one?! It looks gooooood!

Oh hey, girls!

The Sisterly Saints Of Seaside Heights, also known as the cast of The Jersey Shore, went out for a girls day yesterday around town.

Snooki, JWOWW, Sammi Sweetheart and newbie Deena Nicole walked with fierceness as they headed towards the "G" part of their GTL routine.

Don't they look EXACTLY like the girls of Sex & The City???

Ya know, if Charlotte was a doormat, Miranda had breast implants, Samantha punched people on the regular and Carrie had a liking for skulls!

Adorbs!

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Break-away pants, leather jacket, sunglasses, trucker hat with a butterfly on the brim: When you travel as much as Madonna, comfort is vital, even if it means looking like you're nursing a hangover!

But even in airport attire, her Madgesty is still looking pretty fierce.

Work it bb!

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Thanks to Jersey Shore, MTV is #1…by far!

MTV had the summer’s #1 television series, with 5.8 million viewers tuning in to watch Snooki and company.

Here are some details about Jersey Shore’s success:

"Summer's #1 series with P12-34 – across all TV. #1 each week it aired.”

"Delivered a series high 5.5 P12-34 rating and a series high 5.8 million viewers on August 26.”

"Top five cable telecasts of the year among P12-34.”

Other MTV shows that helped the network achieve their best ratings in 3 years were Teen Mom as the #3 cable series of the summer, and the docu-series If You Really Knew Me, which had 1.8 million viewers.

Ratings were also up for established MTV series, including The Hills and The Real World: New Orleans.

Keep it up, Jersey Shore! Before we know it, Snooki, J-Woww, and The Situation will be sitting in board meetings, making company-wide decisions with Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone. Definitely an absolutely horrifying inneresting thought.

Do U think Jersey Shore will continue to dominate television?

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Wow!

We sort of can't believe we're saying this…but GO ANGELINA!

The usually infuriating Jersey Shore star apparently had a run-in with Jeff Miranda, the famewhoring douchebag who proposed to our most beloved Snooki Snickers on a magazine cover, at a New York City strip club, which ended in her clobbering him with a microphone and pouring drinks on his head!

AMAZEBALLS!

Here's what went down.

The two have been calling each other out in the press for a while now - Angelina says Jeff is a famewhore and tried to get with her before he declared his 'love' for Snooks. Jeff responded by saying that Angelina is a 'hater' and 'jealous.'

Last night, Jeff showed up Sapphire Gentleman's club, which he apparently frequents, while Angelina was there filming a web broadcast, and according to host Chaunce Hayden, he started in on her immediately!

Hayden claims:

“Jeff showed me text messages that he said were from Angelina that said something like 'I still have feelings for you.' Jeff was yelling that Angelina was jealous of his relationship with Snooki and that she is trying to break them up so she can date him. Angelina grabbed the microphone and started smashing him in the face with it over and over. She hit him at least three times in his face. She was screaming and swearing, ‘I’m going to kill you, you’re a fucking liar.' He looked stunned. He stood up like he was going to hit her and a group of people stopped him. She took all the booze on the table and started pouring it in his face and blinded him. I never saw somebody get beat that bad. He kept saying ‘I’m going to sue her, I’m going to sue her,' but he was barely able to talk his face was so swollen and his teeth looked crooked. She said that felt great and he had it coming for a long time.”

Ha!

We don't condone violence, but there's no way she could have beaten him as badly as this guy claims he did! And this is just HIGHlarious! This douche has been running his mouth about everything and everyone since day one - it's no surprise she had had enough.

And now we all know - Jeff was clearly messing with the WRONG Staten Island gutter troll!

Team Angelina (for now, anyway)!

Thoughts??

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Snooki! Look what you've done!

Everyone's going to want to make as much as you for their shizzy reality shows now!

The ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are joining the NYC cast in their fight with Bravo for a pay raise, and are threatening to walk if they don't make more on each episode of their smash reality series!

Sources claim that the third season was set to begin shooting on September 3rd, but that might not happen if certain demands by the cast aren't met - some of which include a cut of the profits from the DVDs, appearances, a DOUBLED salary!

And to the surprise of no one, financially fucked Teresa Giudice is behind it all!

An insider claims:

“She would like to be paid more equivalent to what the 'Jersey Shore' kids are getting. If she’s not treated better by Bravo, she’s ready to walk away.”

They definitely pull in the ratings - more so than the other versions of the show - and of course, they're also forced to deal with a legitimate psychopath while they film, so we can understand why they'd feel more entitled to a bigger paycheck!

But don't let your demands get too out of control, bb!

We're pretty sure Bravo has no problem replacing people on a whim, and we don't want you to end up with your ass fired, like that awful Prostitution Whore!

Thoughts??

Thank goodness! We knew she would have enough sense to stay away from this disgusting famewhore!

After our most beloved Snooki Snickers' alleged boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, proposed to the Jersey Shore star on the cover of the very dignified and clASSy Steppin' Out magazine, we were worried that the two had kicked their pickle-spiced relationship up a notch!

Well, thankfully, this is not the case, and clearly, Miranda is not only exceptionally douchey, but also delusional!

Snooki's rep has released a statement that says:

"Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. She is single with no immediate plans to change that."

PHEW!

Sorry, dumbass! The cat's out of the bag and Snooki wants nothing to do with you!

Go back to humping on Angelina's leg for press! Maybe SHE'LL humor your sorry ass!

Fail!

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We hope so!

Snooki's boyfriend Jeff Miranda sounds like a real douche and apparently he used to frequent a private swingers' club!

A source reveals:

“They used to have private swinger’s parties on off nights at the club and there was a lot of risky behavior with people often pairing off and heading to hotels together afterwards.

“Jeff loved these parties and he really saw himself as a ‘ladies man’. His favorite party trick was to pour alcohol on naked bodies of women and then lick it off.

“But he had a real jealous streak too. One time a girlfriend of his was getting some attention from a male stripper at another event and he went completely mad and totally flipped like a crazy person."

He's also a famewhore — big surprise! The source continues:

“The guy was always obsessed with becoming famous and was mad when his audition for Jersey Shore was not successful. But he has somehow managed to get close to Snooki even although she’s totally not his type and a lot of people close to her are really concerned.

“He recently got involved in a war of words with her former boyfriend Emilio Masella but the truth is she would have probably been better off staying with him and not hooking-up with Jeff Miranda.”

DUMP him, Snooks — and fast!

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