That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
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Star Wars Episode VII director J.J. Abrams is one Internet savvy nerd.
OK, that's a LITTLE redundant we guess, but the man has skills!
He tweeted out this handwritten message:
Ooh, he IS such a scoundrel!
Han Solo, galactic player, originally had a girlfriend in a rough cut of Star Wars: A New Hope!
The footage is in grainy black-and-white, which makes it appear like a porno a little bit, and you can clearly see see our favorite smuggler smuggling a kiss with a mystery dark-haired woman!
Looks like Han DID shoot first, and it wasn't with Princess Leia!
Ch-ch-check out the smooch-filled footage…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Remember when the whole crew ran into frame and joined in on their ice bucket dumping?
Remember when they nominated the entire cast of Star Wars to go next??
Well guess what happened…
Sure, Disneyland's Star Tours is a decent enough ride.
But when you think Star Wars theme park rides, wouldn't you rather pilot an X-wing through the trenches of the Death Star or ride a speeder bike through the forests of Endor?
Well, you may soon get your chance to do that and more!
Chairman and CEO Bob Iger has confirmed that along with the release of Episode VII, we may also be getting to experience Star Wars on a whole new level! Iger said:
Harrison Ford is walking tall!
Not only that! He's also already flying his plane again! He should be back in the Millennium Falcon in no time!
We are so happy for Harrison. He was injured just six weeks ago, so this is a really big step! So to speak!
Does this mean he will resume filming Episode VII soon? That Han Solo's part will be just as big as ever?
We certainly hope so! We've been thinking about that part for a long time… LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]
Star Wars 7 is currently filming and everyone is super excited!
Well, everyone except a handful of worried bird experts!
J.J. Abrams and his crew are going to be shooting on Skellig Michael, a remote island off the coast of Ireland.
The problem is bird experts are worried that filming could interrupt the breeding patterns of local guillemots, puffins, and peregrine falcons.
Darth Vader For President? Star Wars Villain Polling Higher Than Every 2016 Hopeful! (Sorry, Hillary!)
Look, we all know how badly most US citizens view our politicians. And it's not getting any better.
Abysmal poll numbers come out all the time, but with everyone's so low, how does one even compare, say, potential 2016 presidential candidates?
Well, thanks to FiveThirtyEight.com and The Washington Post's WonkBlog, we can finally put those numbers up against something people understand- Star Wars!
They combined the popularity polls for Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and more names that have been thrown around as possibly running on 2016.
And it turns out Darth Vader has them all beat! But the Sith Lord wasn't alone! Even his decrepit jerky jerk of a boss Emperor Palpatine beat almost everyone!
See the entire popularity rankings that'll make you wonder if the American people would rather have a Galactic Empire …AFTER THE JUMP!!!