Ten years from now, this is gonna be bad!

A few brave souls are so immersed in Twilight that they are willing to permanently display their dedication obsession in the form of a tattoo.

The back-covering novel (above) is a quote from Edward Cullen to Bella Swan!

Yikes!

It's over!

Oprah will announce on Friday that she has decided to end her talk show. The Queen of Daytime will not be renewing her very lucrative contract and is set to change the landscape of television with her departure.

She is expected to make the announcement on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

The show will end on September 9, 2011, after 25 years on the air.

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Another night without your hubby, Fergie?

Are you trying to clue us in?

Yet again, Fergie Ferg was seen heading to dinner alone while in New York last night. No word as to where Josh Duhamel might be or if she even cares where he is! Hopefully, wherever he is, he knows he is an IDIOT for reportedly cheating and thinking he wouldn't get caught!

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Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?

The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!

We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!

Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category.  On December 15, we'll announce the winners.

Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!

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Hottest Hookup:

Biggest Breakup:

Biggest Famewhore:

Biggest D-Bag:

Hottest Hottie:

Best Dressed:

Worst Dressed:

Most Improved:

Hottest Mess:

Biggest Fail:

Fiercest Cougar:

Biggest Blockbuster:

Living the Good Life:

Celeb of the Year:

And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, have been living together for 5 months and the Los Angeles authorities are already frequent visitors!

But, the police and her neighbors have had enough!

With multiple noise complaints made by others in the neighborhood, the LAPD has said that there will be no more second chances or warnings for anyone at their house who breaks the law. Tickets or arrests will take place instead!

Sounds pretty serious!

One of her neighbors even refers to Paris as "a monster" and has gotten the city councilman involved with the neighborhood issue since Paris consistently throws noisy parties and has loud fights on her property causing major disruptions!

Better keep it down, kids!

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After the arrest of his daughter, Alexandra, Senator John Kerry released a statement regarding the incident in which she was booked for a possible DUI!

His spokeswoman, Jodi Seth, says:

"Alexandra Kerry was pulled over for an expired registration and was released after the results of a breathalyzer test at the police station were under the legal limit. Senator Kerry supports his daughter and will have no further comment on a private matter."

Guess his disappointment is for family ears only!

According to Police Sgt. Enrique Mendoza, Alexandra was pulled over by officers "for a DUI investigation" and "identified herself as Sen. Kerry's daughter."

Daddy can't get you outta this one!!!

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We all knew Mimi was a diva, but we underestimated her severe bout of the crazies!

In preparation for Mariah Carey's Christmas lights switch-on ceremony at a Westfield shopping center in London, the diva has a set of ridiculous demands!

Mimi requested to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves at the event, but was met by a stronghold most commonly known as the health and safety department.

"We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult," claims a source. "In the end, it was made clear that due to health and safety, there was no way we could have the animals at Westfield. Pets are not allowed in Westfield - that rule would apply for everyone."

But, that doesn't rule out insects - at least fake ones! Mariah wanted to be showered with butterfly-shaped confetti while standing on a pink podium and waving a magic wand!!!

We had no idea there was a Christmas fairy!

And if there was, she would arrive in style!!! Mimoo demanded a Rolls-Royce car to take her to the event along with 80 security guards and her entourage of 15.

WTF?!

"We have worked extremely hard to make sure that Mariah's event is fantastic. Even the model of car had to be changed six times to one that her people liked," continued the source.

She's not demanding!!! Mimi just wants a gawdy, white Christmas in which all eyes are on her!!!

Do U think these requests are legit?!

Or not, we'll see what happens in the premiere!

ABC has finally announced the premiere date for the last season Lost.

Mark your calenders!

The finale season of Lost kicks off on Tuesday, February 2nd at 8 p.m. with a recap episode, followed by the two hour season premiere. From there, the show will air regularly at the 9 p.m. slot.

Who's excited?

Well, he didn't do it, but he was propositioned!

As a guest on The Jay Leno Show, Taylor Lautner opens up about his most memorable Twilight delirium fan story!

He says:

"We're at a signing, an autograph signing … and there was a mother who was in her mid-40s and a little teenage daughter. The mother skips on up … and she goes, 'Excuse me, Taylor … I'm wearing the Team Taylor panties right now. Is there any way I can take them off for you and just have you sign them quick?' And the daughter goes, 'Mom, come on!'"

Ewwww!

"Our Twilight moms are passionate," continued TayTay.

Thank goodness for security or he would've had a face full of some middle-age, werewolf-loving yoni!!!

Watch Taylor (above) as he relays the story himself!!