Josh Duhamel is in way over his head, but maybe he should have considered that before reportedly sticking his lucky lingam into a foreign yoni - if you catch our drift!
Tattletales exotic dancer Nicole Forrester continues to yap about her unsavory tryst with the Transformers star only to unveil that the two watched a porno together before doing the nasty.
Charming!
"They fell asleep together, and he kept waking her up to have more sex," claims the stripper's lawyer.
Was he there too?!
And Josh got all that sex in exchange for only $100 for cab fare.
What a bargain!
But, it gets a little sad when Fergie came up in conversation.
"After he told me his real name, I asked, ‘Are you Fergie’s husband?’ And he was like, ‘You know what you know," claims Forrester.
Homeless drunks start saving your pennies: 7-Eleven is making it more affordable for you to get your drink on!
The convenience store chain has announced that they'll be spicing up their selection of Slurpees by offering low-priced bottles of wine in the next aisle! They'll start by stocking two choices from the Yosemite Road label, a chardonnay and cabernet sauvignon and each bottle will cost $3.99.
The idea behind putting fruit punch in a wine bottle resonated from a two fold economic trend: "a demand for affordability coupled with more people eating at home."
Now, you can stop off at your local 7-Eleven and pick up a complete meal, if your idea of dinner involves beef jerky and potato chips!
The wines will be released soon to 7-Eleven stores in the U.S. and Japan.
It's going to end up being the trial of the century month!
Jon Gosselin's upcoming court showdown with TLC is sure to be an event Jon will never forget!
This morning, the court approved the network's list of key witnesses in the case against Jon. Among the names approved to be questioned are girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt (HE has a bodyguard?), his lawyers Michael Heller and Mark Heller, his former butt-buddy Michael Lohan and Jon's rep Matthew Kirschner.
It's gonna be like an effin soap opera in there!
TLC's law firm, Williams & Connolly, is known to be fierce in the courtroom and is reportedly hellbent on determining every source of Jon's income. They are ready to give him the smackdown for allegedly being in breach of his contract.
The news that the Hellers will participate as witnesses means that they won't be defending Jon in trial, which begs the question of what low-life lawyer will he get now?!
Of course, everyone will want to know what Homewrecking Hailey and Poppa Lohan will have to say for themselves, but we're more interested to hear from Thomas Meinelt. Tommy was once a photog that Jon then hired to be his bodyguard! Sources say that his testimony will give the most insight into Jon's financial and personal affairs and he will face the more "intense questioning during deposition."
All they need is Kate Gosselin to show up at the end screaming she is pregnant with their 9th child and this has the makings of the best episode of All My Children EVER!
The scene: Berlin, MTV Europe Music Awards . Thursday night.
Katy Perry did a truly great job performing a Cabaret-inspired medley of all the tunes nominated for Best Song, including Lady GaGa's Poker Face, Beyonce's Halo and Kings Of Leon's Use Somebody.
According to her former manager, Karl Engermann, she is!
Yikes!
Marie Osmond is being thrown into the fire today as her long-time manager has stepped forward to accuse his former client of doing him wrong. According to Karl, he single-handedly resurrected her career, only to be fired shortly after the rebuild. He is seeking commission for helping her land her new Vegas gig as well as some of her other business ventures
Marie's lawyer says that Karl was fired "because he acted in an inappropriate, improper manner and breached his fiduciary duty to Marie," and furthermore, will be receiving nothing from Marie as he attempted to defame her.
Of course, Karl's lawyer came out swinging, swearing that these claims are "scandalous" and "scurrilous," and as he is the reason she has a Vegas show, Karl is due to a cut of the $125,000 she stands to make for every performance.
As of now, the matter is before a private arbitrator, but unless she caves and pays this guy off, we think we'll be hearing a lot more out of this guy very soon.
By the way Karl, any schmuck could have resurrected her career to this level. You didn't do such an AMAZING job! She's still just Marie Osmond!
With all the Sex and the City 2 hoopla we almost forgot that Sarah Jessica Parker has twin baby girls at home!
Although, honestly, with the names Loretta and Tabitha, you'd think she had two old ladies instead!
SJPeePee reveals some of the joys and fears of motherhood in a new interview.
Here are some HIGHlights:
On being on diaper duty:
“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good."
On son James Wilkie picking Loretta's first name "Marion":
“He told me he really wanted Marion to be in the mix. We thought, ‘Are we crazy? Do we let our son name one of the girls? Is that the right thing to do? Is it important for him?’ And then he goes, and I want it legal.”
On the girls:
“I have a fear that they’re not going to like me."
On her daughters utilizing her amazing wardrobe one day:
“The only tragedy would be if their feet are bigger than mine.”
That would be tragic! Think of all the Manolos and Loubs these chicks will have at their fingertips!
But yikes! Only a mother could love the smell of her kids' dirty diapers!
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