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Bill Maher might have told the most expensive joke of all time!

The controversial comedian poked fun at Donald Trump and said he would donate $5 million to the charity of his choice if he could prove he wasn't birthed by orangutans.

Hmmm. Why does this sound kind of familiar???

Well the millionaire mogul whipped out his birth certificate to prove that he is indeed human, but when Bill didn't cough up the dough, he did what he always does in these situations: he sued him!

Seriously. We can't make this stuff up!!

It looks like the comedian is safe, as Trump has dropped the $5 million lawsuit, but according to his special counsel Michael Cohen, it could eventually pop back up!

Bill has made a career out of making controversial jokes, but this time it looks like his monkey business could put a dent in his wallet!

[Image via PNP/Apega/WENN.]

Tags: bill maher, birth certificate, birther, controversial, donald trump, joke, lawsuit, michael cohen, orangutan

Or should we say, up to this point!

Something tells us the Biebs has WAY more pranking to do down the line, and it's not gonna be pretty…

On April 1 (the most beloved holiday of all… pshh) Justin Bieber tweeted a shout-out to Alfredo Flores for shooting some great behind-the-scenes footage of his time in Vienna.

As you can see, it seemed innocent enough:

shoutout to @alfredoflores for the great tour update from Vienna. #Believetour - youtu.be/MxHLqI9bU6s

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) April 1, 2013

But what awaited poor Beliebers in that video was NOTHING to be excited about. See for yourself… if you dare …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tags: april fools, joke, justin bieber, prank, video, zombies

We sincerely hope Lindsay Lohan is prepping for her role in Labor Pains 2: The Jokes On You…

Because the hard partier fashion brand promoter tweeted late Monday night:

Its official. Pregnant…

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) April 2, 2013

Errrrmmmmm…suuuuuuure, Lindsay!

This HAS to be an April Fools prank, right?! The soon-to-be-confined starlet can't REALLY be sperminated, cause all that morning sickness would severely ruin her Coachella party plans!!

LOLz.

But seriously, whose baby would it even be? Does it belong to her new

Tags: april fools, baby, joke, lindsay lohan, pergnancy, pregnant, tweet, twitter

Whoop whoop!!!

Our FAVE stoner duo are BACK in the explosive sequel to EPIC 2008 weed-centric comedy Pineapple Express!

Ch-ch-check out ALL the craaayyyzzeeee action (above)!

LOLzzz!!

Obviously James Franco, Seth Rogen, and all the other HIGHlarious dudes behind upcoming apocalypse flick This is the End wanted to pull an April Fools prank, but we have to say we'd LOVE a second hit of Pineapple Express!

Although This is the End does kind of seem like the perfect pseudo-spinoff.

Plus, it's got Rihanna in it, so it must be as flawless as the the most perfect diamond weed bud!

Tags: april fools, james franco, joke, movie, pineapple express 2, prank, seth rogen, silly, this is the end, trailer, weed

Every year on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil comes out of his burrow at Gobbler's Knob and predicts whether spring is just around the corner, or if we're in for 6 more weeks of winter.

This year, Phil got it wrong, as he so often does.

On the first day of spring on Wednesday, the Northeast was blasted with snow and chilly weather.

Statistically, Phil is actually wrong more often than he should be if he were just guessing.

Maybe it's time for a new profession. Especially now that things are getting serious.

Tags: funny, indicted, joke, legal, lying, punxsutawney phil

Nick Cannon may be a strict disciplinarian, but that doesn't mean he's going to hurt his kids to prove a point.

Still the multi-talented man made an off-color joke about his kids approaching the age of the terrible twos when he said:

Tags: joke, kids, mariah carey, monroe, nick cannon, not funny, parenting, rocco

Jennifer Lawrence Caught In Pre-Oscars Threesome With Leonardo DiCaprio & Bradley Cooper! [CLICK HERE]

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Document The Making Of Their Kimbryo For L'Officiel [CLICK HERE]

Kristen Stewart Sported A NASTY Bruise At The Oscars! What Gives?? [CLICK HERE]

Jennifer Lawrence Talks Falling In Dior & Peaking Too Soon During Booze-Fueled Post-Oscars Interview! [CLICK HERE]

Jennifer Lawrence HIGHlariously Meets Jack Nicholson For The First Time & All Is Right In The World! [CLICK HERE]

Oscar Pistorius Murder Case: Was His Girlfriend PREGNANT At The Time Of Her Death?!? [CLICK HERE]

Ashley Olsen Dresses Up For The Vanity Fair Oscar Party Courtesy Of Hefty Bag [CLICK HERE]

Liam Hemsworth Sneaking Around With January Jones?! Mystery Van Companion REVEALED?! [CLICK HERE]

Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Trip Mirrors Barbra Streisand's From 1968! SEE HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant? Rumors Taking 'Hold'! [CLICK HERE]

Charlize Theron's Heroic Oscar Rescue Earns Her The Award For Best Badass! [CLICK HERE]

The Onion Apologizes For Offensive Tweet About 9-Yr-Old Oscar Nominee Quvenzhané Wallis! [CLICK HERE]

EXCLUSIVE! Snooki Says Smoking With A Baby Is 'Trashy' But Does It Anyway! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna Gives Adele MAD Oscars Love While Ignoring Chris Brown Abuse Joke! [CLICK HERE]

Seth MacFarlane's Obscenely Offensive Oscars Jokes! Relive His Questionable Quips HERE! [CLICK HERE]

[Images via WENN.]

Tags: baby kimye, cheating, dior, fall, joke, kimbryo, oscars, oscars 2013, pregnant, threesome, vanity fair