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Uhhh whaaat?!?

The Bachelor's, Sean Lowe was apparently in the process of donating his sperm to his sister Shay and her husband Andrew Shull because they were having trouble conceiving — but while he was busy trying to make a baby on behalf of his sister, he failed to tell the show's finalists the big news.

A source close to the family revealed:

“Not only were Shay and her husband devastated, so was Sean. Family is everything to him and having kids is a big part of it. But month after month, he heard the same disappointing news, his sister wasn’t pregnant."

The crazy thing is… after Shay racked up $20,000 worth of intrauterine inseminations over a 13-month period, which led Sean to offer up his little swimmers, she ended up having TWO tots!!

Lowe's sister shared:

“I struggled with infertility, did a lot of fertility drugs and then bam! I had two babies without drugs and without trying… thank you, Jesus (times two!)”

AWWW! We're happy that everything worked out for Shay, but we're just wondering what would've happened if Sean would've actually given up his sperm and made a baby with a surrogate?!?

One thing's for sure, the women on the show probably wouldn't have been too happy that their beloved Bachelor was coming with extra baggage. LOLz

[Image via Josiah True/WENN.]

Tags: andrew shull, baby, pregnant, sean lowe, shay, sperm, the bachelor

So much for enjoying time at the beach!

Jason Patric and his on-and-off girlfriend, Danielle Schreiber are tied up in a very odd situation. Back in 2009, the couple broke up and Patric apparently had no dough to give Danielle, so instead, he gave her his SPERM so she can have a child!

Tags: court, danielle schreiber, gus, jason patric, judge, lost boys, sperm, sperm donor

WARNING:

The following story may turn one off from eating seafood again. Or at least calamari.

A 63-year-old woman from South Korea took her first bite of a cooked whole squid and instantly "felt extreme pain in her oral cavity." She spat out the food immediately, and complained she felt a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" inside her mouth. She was taken to the hospital.

You might be thinking it was food poisoning, right?

Here's what the hospital reported:

"Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa. On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores."

A spermatophore is a CUP OF SEMEN!!!

And there were TWELVE spermatophores inside her mouth!

Which means she had TWELVE CUPS OF BABY SQUID SEMEN inside her mouth.

The good news is that there is no chance of mouth impregnation from baby squid in the west because all of the internal organs are removed, but if you're ever in the Far East we recommend you play it safe and avoid the baby squid.

Thankfully, the woman from South Korea is A-OK. Although she's probably pretty grossed out as we most definitely are.

Tags: 63, ate, attack, baby, eat, eaten, hospitalized, korean, mouth, pregnant, sperm, squid, twelve, victim, woman, years

Whaaaa??

This dude runs a sperm bank he calls a "one mad operation."

Trent says he's been donating his sperm free of charge for the past 5 yeas. He says it's his way of "helping out the 99%"

We're not sure what 99% he's talking about… Howveves we DO know that federal regulars are asking demanding him to shut it down.

Meet the friendly free sperm donor in the video (above)!

Tags: crazy, donating, no thanks, sperm, srsly, video, wtf