Joe Jonas Got Screwed On His 21st

Joe Jonas wanted a dog…what he got was a James Bond-inspired Omega watch. Lame.
Really, JoBros? You couldn’t hook your brother up on his 21st? Not only that, but if you’re gonna get him a cool watch, is a James Bond watch the best choice? The new Bond movie was canceled indefinitely. Were they just giving 007 watches out at MGM or what?
Don├óΓé¼Γäót fear, Joe. We├óΓé¼Γäóve given this a lot of thought, and we├óΓé¼Γäóve come up with some ideas about how you can keep your irrelevant watch AND get a dog. They are as follows…
-Buy a dog. You’re not living paycheck to paycheck. We’re thinking you can afford this.
-Ask your bros to buy you a dog, even though it’s not your birthday anymore. They’re not living paycheck to paycheck. We’re thinking they can afford this.
-Make things official with Ashley Greene and ask her to buy you a dog. She’s not living paycheck to paycheck. We’re thinking she can afford this.
If you need more ideas on how to get a dog, let us know. We’ll help you wrap your brain around this one, Joe JoBro.
What do U want for your birthday?
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