Alex Jones Says He'll EAT HIS NEIGHBORS If Quarantine Continues Too Long

If you feel like you’re going stir crazy during the coronavirus quarantine, just imagine how it’s affecting all the people who were already spewing nonsense before all this!

Case in point Alex Jones, the founder of right wing site InfoWars. Long before any lockdown he was already convincing his viewers of absurd and harmful ideas, like that school shootings were all being faked by “crisis actors” so the government could take away his guns.

Care to guess what his hot take on the COVID-19 pandemic might be?

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Remember, we’ve already had supposedly reasonable folks like Dr. Drew telling people they wouldn’t die and Dr. Oz calling the deaths of a few extra million Americans an “attractive” trade for re-opening schools.

Where does Alex Jones go from there? How do you outstrip that kind of nonsense? One word: cannibalism.

Yes, on his radio show on Friday, the conspiracy theory peddler painted a ludicrously apocalyptic portrait of what would happen if the lockdowns didn’t end soon, as he had “extrapolated this out.” (Oh, he’s on the side of the folks charging the Michigan capital with assault rifles? Shocker!)

In Jones’ dystopian vision, we don’t slowly come out of lockdown once treatments, testing, and vaccines are developed, according to safety guidelines. No, we’re all going to die — but you first if you live near Alex:

“I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors.”

Whoa, what?? Yes, rather than say how worried he was about this dark future he foresaw for his children, he took a position of macho posturing that went WAY over the line into some serious Mad Max territory:

“I won’t have to for a few years ’cause I got food and stuff — but I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and going, ’I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em. My daughters aren’t starving to death. I will eat my neighbors… I will.”

You wanted coronavirus hot takes? Suck it, Dr. Phil. Alex Jones is already planning his cannibal lifestyle. He’s already decided his role post US economic collapse is Danny McBride from This Is The End.

Of course, he’s not nearly as happy about it as he sounds. He’s definitely not salivating at the thought as he continued:

“You think I like sizing up my neighbor?! I’m gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up! I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry! I’ll eat your ass! And that’s what I want the globalists to know — I will eat your ass first!”

If you had cannibalism on your right wing nut job bingo card, congratulations! And if you live in Austin, Texas, well — maybe stay away from Casa de Jones come the apocalypse. Or really any time from now until then.

Ch-ch-check out the wild declaration (below)!