Bacon Flavored Condoms Don't Sound Appetizing At All!

Have we gone too far with the bacon infusions??
We think we might have, because we were JUST about to draw the line at the bacon flavored Scope mouthwash when we realized that sometimes the minty shizz is a little too powerful, so there might be those out there that would benefit from a bacony gargle!
The kind of bacony gargle you’d be doing with bacon-flavored condoms doesn’t sound very awesome, though! LOLz!
Plus, what if the taste of bacon is just SO GOOD that someone decides to take a bite??
Anyway, if you want a bacon-flavored dong in your mouth, these DO exist, and you can get them filled with ‘baconlube’ and holy shizz that sounds so gross please don’t buy these.
They’re sold in packs of three for $9.99 if you’re still interested after all that heaving you’re doing! Ha!
[Image via J&D.]