Politics in the U.S. has hit a new low.
No, it’s not worse than the fact that an actual damn Nazi is running for office with the Republican Party right now. It’s not worse than the POTUS endorsing an accused pedophile.
But it’s dumber. It’s so much dumber.
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On Sunday, Virginia Democratic congressional candidate Leslie Cockburn decided to sling some, well, let’s just say mud, at her Republican opponent.
Did Denver Riggleman cheat on his wife? Embezzle money? Nope. More embarrassing. He’s a writer of BIGFOOT EROTICA.
See Cockburn’s proof (below):
My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill. pic.twitter.com/0eBvxFd6sG
— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018
From my opponent Denver Riggleman’s Bigfoot erotica collection. pic.twitter.com/ELe0TWJh21
— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018
Yes, apparently Riggleman wrote a story called Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him, and apparently it’s even illustrated?
He admitted to writing the book, which he called an “anthropological book sort of based on parody and satire” and said he still wants to publish someday.
He said it was a running joke with “a bunch of miliary pals” and that the Instagram artwork was from a friend and that he had never heard of “bigfoot erotica” before his opponent’s tweet:
“I thought it was funny. There is no way that anybody’s dumb enough to think this is real.”
OK, but… the book is real though? People do a lot of things as a joke. They don’t write entire books.
Whether Riggleman knew there was an entire subculture of this or not, there are indeed several self-published steamy sasquatch books available on Amazon, such as Moan With Bigfoot, Broken In By The Bigfoot, and Bigfoot: The Scent Of Sex.
So people will definitely believe this is real. Sorry, guy. (But also not sorry because he did campaign with white supremacist Isaac Smith.)
Believe it or not, bigfoot erotica is not even the strangest you can find out there…
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