Did You Ever Think You'd See The Day? THE BRONTOSAURUS EXISTS ONCE AGAIN!

Gather round, everyone. We have some delightful news — and news that might get your hopes back up about Pluto’s planetary status…
Because if the scientific community can reinstate the Brontosaurus back into existence, that pokey little rock hurtling through space might once again the planet from our childhoods!
That’s right: THE BRONTOSAURUS EXISTS.
For the longest time there has been that one a-hole at your parties that has to ruin everyone’s day whenever you brought up the “Bronto,” as we like to call it. You know: that one d-bag who insists on calling the Brontos “apatosauruses.”
Blech.
Thankfully, new research excitingly says Brontos are in fact separate from apatosauruses!!!
[ Related: Jurassic Park‘s Newest Dinosaur Is Revealed! See The Indominus Rex HERE! ]
So what’s the diff? According to Roger Benson, the badass-mofo from Oxford University that was called in to check also-badass Emanuel Tschopp‘s incredible study:

“It was a number of small differences that were important, but probably the most obvious features that would help distinguish the two is that the Apatosaurus has an extremely wide neck, where Brontosaurus├óΓé¼╦£ is more high than wide.”

What a good day.
We’re pullin’ for you next, Pluto. It’s about time.
And, in case you’re in the mood now:

LOLz!!
[Image via AP Images.]