When Donald Trump is sitting in his prison cell in a couple years, he’ll still be talking about “that time I beat Hillary Clinton.”
On a not-so-super Tuesday in March 2019, the President chose YET AGAIN to bring up the 2016 election.
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We guess he was watching some cable news during his executive time because he found out Hillary was not throwing her hat into the already crowded Democratic ring for the next election.
Classy as ever, Trump tweeted in response to the news:
“‘(Crooked) Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.’ Aw-shucks, does that mean I won’t get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!”
“(Crooked) Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.” Aw-shucks, does that mean I won’t get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 5, 2019
Way to be best, Donald…
Look, it’s one thing to brag about a fight you barely won — he lost the popular vote by 2.9 million!
It’s another to brag about a win DURING an ongoing investigation into whether you cheated — even if no charges of conspiracy from the Trump campaign are brought about, the entire intelligence community agrees the Russian government tainted the election.
But the thing Hillary couldn’t get past?
WHY IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT OVER TWO YEARS LATER?
She HIGHlariously subtweeted the POTUS with this classic meme:
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 5, 2019
Ha! Who even knew Hillary knew what Mean Girls was??
She’s kidding, but it may not be as facetious as you think. Trump MAY actually be kind of obsessed with the former First Lady.
In 2017 actress/queen Emma Thompson revealed she was one of the many, many women Trump had tried at one point to have sex with. Like most mushrooms, Trump’s will apparently grow just about anywhere — but in this case he found her number and called her out of the blue.
You may think Emma was not exactly Trump’s type. We mean, models, Playboy playmates, porn stars, and… Oscar winning screenwriter Emma Thompson?? It doesn’t really make sense, right?
The funny thing is, that was while she was filming the 1998 film Primary Colors, an adaptation of the roman a clef about the 1992 election.
In the movie John Travolta played Jack Stanton, a fill-in for Bill Clinton. Guess who Emma was playing? Yep. His wife. She even had that 1992 Hillary haircut.
Trump tried to have sex with the actress playing Hillary Clinton.
If learning that didn’t send a shiver up the ex-Secretary of State’s spine, we don’t know what would!
So maybe “obsessed” isn’t so much a joke as… a cry for help?
[Image via NBC News/WENN.]
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