Macaulay Culkin's Life In Jeopardy Because Of Pizza Band!

And not because pizza is filled with fat and cholesterol and is bad for you!
Who could’ve guessed the world of pizza-based rock and punk was so… volatile?
We didn’t even know there was a ‘world’ of such music! And yet when we heard Macaulay Culkin‘s band hit the scene — The Pizza Underground (new music video HERE) — somehow we knew that they weren’t the only ones singing of cheese out there.
Nope, there is at least one other band: Personal and the Pizzas!
And it’s that very band that wants to murder all of The Pizza Underground. Well, probably tongue-in-cheek murder, but who knows??
Personal and the Pizzas have been around 2010, and they even make up all their songs. No loose covers.
Here’s what they said in a statement about Culkin’s band:

├óΓé¼┼ôFirst we├óΓé¼Γäóre gonna kill em!
THEN! we├óΓé¼Γäóre gonna sue em!
DONT MESS WITH THE F**KIN├óΓé¼Γäó PIZZAS, PR*CK.
I CAN REED MOTHERF**KER
I CAN REED.├óΓé¼┬¥

Everything about this is so silly and absurd!
We half wonder if the two bands are in contact and fabricated this whole thing!
AND NOW WE WANT PIZZA!